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Computer down? Who you gonna call? Nerdbusters!

Oct 11, 2010 08:12

Who: Otacon, Porygon-Z and YOU
What: Computer technicians answer your questions and repair your mechanical shit. EXPERIMENTAL LOG OF EVERY KIND!
Where: HERE, THERE EVERYWHERE...okay no Otacon's workroom and CYBERSPACE
When: October 11th-October 22nd
Warnings: TECHNOBABBLE AHOY.

Ahh! The life of a computer technician and repairman. Mostly filled with ( Read more... )

otacon (metal gear), lyn (fire emblem), maxwell labs (mother), andy (advance wars), izzy/zubat (pokemon), porygon-z (pokemon), !open log, meta knight (kirby), ocelot (metal gear), misty (pokemon), canas (fire emblem)

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OCTOBER 11, 3 PM, ACTION cupofbatnoodles October 11 2010, 17:47:48 UTC

Izzy stomped into the room, pointing at... nothing.

"Hey!"

Re: OCTOBER 11, 3 PM, ACTION animu_nerd October 11 2010, 19:02:02 UTC

( ... )

cupofbatnoodles October 11 2010, 20:57:07 UTC

AHA the angle of her pointing adjusts so she is pointing at the correct person.

"You! Fuck you! I've been eaten by a grue like 55 times!"

Her proclamation done, IZZY STORMED OUT.

animu_nerd October 11 2010, 20:58:50 UTC

"G-grue?" he said to no one but Z.

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October 12, early morning, !!ACTION!! oftheplains October 11 2010, 19:04:16 UTC

[I hope you're having a good morning because it's about to get ruined. Knock knock knock.]

Excuse me.

Re: October 12, early morning, !!ACTION!! animu_nerd October 11 2010, 19:07:55 UTC

[Well Otacon was having a good day. Obviously it's time for him to get his soul crushed!]

Hello!...I don't think we've met?

oftheplains October 11 2010, 19:18:34 UTC

[perfect]

--Oh! I'm sorry. My name is Lyn. I heard you're the cop... er... compatr- ... ... computing man. [She has something under her arm and she is handling it like dropping it will cause a world war. Wh...]

animu_nerd October 11 2010, 19:23:23 UTC

Y-yes! That's me. [He invites her to sit down. What is she holding?]

Do you need help?

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OH BOY [text] mecha_orange October 11 2010, 19:32:55 UTC

HEY YOU, COMPUTER IT SERVICE.
I need a new keylogger for the warehouse.
Can you install one. I got locked IN the other day.

OH GIRL wait [text] animu_nerd October 11 2010, 19:38:05 UTC

YOU HAVE 1 NEW TEXT MESSAGE FROM : OTACON

Hello, who is talking?

What warehouse are you talking about?

Re: ITS A DUDE, dude [text] mecha_orange October 11 2010, 19:44:22 UTC

This is Andy, CO of the Orange Star Army.
Warehouse No. 4, you know...
The one disguised as a normal building. For... reckon... uh....
Its the 4th one with the Star.

Its Orange.

Re: ITS A DUDE, dude [text] animu_nerd October 11 2010, 20:21:36 UTC

[astharytj what is he suddenly being contacted by the army...oh a quick internet search reveals he is a student here..and a commanding officer. What.

Sigh.

This isn't important. He's here to repair and fix things and by Sailormoon's odango hair, he'll do it.]

I suppose you mean the ones in the back of the school.
So you've lost your login, or you need a new keylogger?

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October 16, 4 PM. Video swordonfire October 11 2010, 20:35:18 UTC

[IT APPEARS someone has pressed 'send video' instead of 'send e-mail.' How does that happen?? It is a mystery.]

There. Maybe that will sort this out. ... [HE LOOKS LEFT. HE LOOKS RIGHT. Meta Knight are you making sure the coast is clear?? There are a few minutes of harmless clicking and typing and then... he is writing things down. Oh he's grading papers! How TA-like. HE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING IS REALLY BUGGING HIM.]

... [And then he finally cracks and leaves! Something is visible in the background... Oh, is that a cake? He's cutting it in half... and he's taking... half... back to the computer. that is a big piece.

And now he is eating it. Grading papers.]

Re: October 16, 4 PM. Video safetyglasses October 11 2010, 20:53:16 UTC

[A voice from the background!]

META KNIGHT CAN I HAVE A SLICE OF CAKE...???

trhrsyj THAT IS AMAZING animu_nerd October 11 2010, 20:54:30 UTC

[Otacon is just...staring. Obviously this is only a one way video right now or else Meta Knight would have noticed him before.

He's pretty...speechless.

That cake looks really good tho.]

swordonfire October 11 2010, 21:04:48 UTC

WHAT...? OH. OH YES GO AHEAD-- [and then for the first time in a long while he looks AT THE COMPUTER...

STARTLED COUGHING AND SPUTTERING ENSUES]

M-M-Mr. Emmerich! [Look at him try to regain his composure it's pretty hilarious. The glob of frosting on his lip is not helping.] ... How long have you been there...?

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in which Jess replies with everyone: The Log (October 9, after lunch, action) ocelol October 11 2010, 21:16:22 UTC

( ... )

animu_nerd October 11 2010, 21:17:51 UTC

The answer, dear readers, is that Otacon DOVE UNDER THE DESK.

"Ahhhhh! Don't hurt me!"

ocelol October 11 2010, 21:27:55 UTC

Ha ha yeah that's right everyone is intimidated by Ocelot aww yes. But this is not the time or place to make this nerd pee his pants pee his pants.

"..." He folded his arms, "The computers in the library are acting funny."

animu_nerd October 11 2010, 21:30:54 UTC

The nerd who was currently not peeing (but almost considered it) peeked his head from the desk and looked at him incredulously.

"They're acting funny?!" he parroted, in a tone true to the Metal Gear Solid fashion.

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