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Computer down? Who you gonna call? Nerdbusters!

Oct 11, 2010 08:12

Who: Otacon, Porygon-Z and YOU
What: Computer technicians answer your questions and repair your mechanical shit. EXPERIMENTAL LOG OF EVERY KIND!
Where: HERE, THERE EVERYWHERE...okay no Otacon's workroom and CYBERSPACE
When: October 11th-October 22nd
Warnings: TECHNOBABBLE AHOY.

Ahh! The life of a computer technician and repairman. Mostly filled with ( Read more... )

otacon (metal gear), lyn (fire emblem), maxwell labs (mother), andy (advance wars), izzy/zubat (pokemon), porygon-z (pokemon), !open log, meta knight (kirby), ocelot (metal gear), misty (pokemon), canas (fire emblem)

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in which Jess replies with everyone: The Log (October 9, after lunch, action) ocelol October 11 2010, 21:16:22 UTC

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animu_nerd October 11 2010, 21:17:51 UTC

The answer, dear readers, is that Otacon DOVE UNDER THE DESK.

"Ahhhhh! Don't hurt me!"

ocelol October 11 2010, 21:27:55 UTC

Ha ha yeah that's right everyone is intimidated by Ocelot aww yes. But this is not the time or place to make this nerd pee his pants pee his pants.

"..." He folded his arms, "The computers in the library are acting funny."

animu_nerd October 11 2010, 21:30:54 UTC

The nerd who was currently not peeing (but almost considered it) peeked his head from the desk and looked at him incredulously.

"They're acting funny?!" he parroted, in a tone true to the Metal Gear Solid fashion.

ocelol October 11 2010, 21:39:08 UTC

WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS DO THAT...

"..." Long, confused pause. "Yes, they're acting funny. They all started beeping and playing some weird song about an hour ago."

animu_nerd October 11 2010, 21:42:58 UTC

Huh. He stood back into his seat, and proceeded to type the connection to the library computers.

Refused.

Oh. Maybe he shave something set up to tell him if something tries to hack into the databases. Yeaaah.

"...I see. M-maybe if I went with you I can figure out what the trouble is. It's probably a student who installed a virus."

Oh he remembered his own high school pranks, considering he didn't attend high school physically and only went in the library for research. Fun times. Fun times.

ocelol October 11 2010, 22:10:44 UTC

"What? A virus?" ...COMPUTERS CAUGHT COLDS NOW!?

"All right." And off he went to the library! You'd better follow him Otacon.

animu_nerd October 11 2010, 22:20:44 UTC

Yeah he was following you. Making the most scared for his life face, sob.

ocelol October 12 2010, 02:33:23 UTC

And there they were! At the library. Look at all those computers playin' a silly song.

animu_nerd October 12 2010, 02:38:33 UTC

"What is this song?" Otacon asked, obviously not having been part of the cultural phenomenon.

ocelol October 12 2010, 05:21:55 UTC

"How am I supposed to know!?" If he sounded annoyed that was because he was annoyed. "It started during lunch." Fix it.

porygonal October 12 2010, 07:27:18 UTC

[Hey Otacon, do you hear that? It's the sound of your phone going off. Sounds like you just got an email. An email that's making your screen flash red and blue like it's seizure night at the disco.

The text reads: You are not at your office. What is your location?]

animu_nerd October 14 2010, 00:13:16 UTC

[Oh Z! Just in time.

I am at the library.

Can you see what the problem with the library computer seems to be? I think someone hacked into the main database.]

porygonal October 14 2010, 06:12:21 UTC

[Yes. I detected this earlier. I find this music pleasant.

I will attempt to trace. You will need to restore the overrides placed by the hacker.

Flashing stops. Looks like Pory's gone.]

ocelol October 15 2010, 00:12:21 UTC

[Staring at that phone like nobody's business.]

...What are you doing? [WHAT IS THAT. A TINY WALKIE-TALKIE??]

animu_nerd October 25 2010, 02:22:11 UTC

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