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Consulting? Is it of a sexual nature? And who is this new secretary?! An open log!

Sep 27, 2010 02:49

Who: Ganondorf, Brock and YOU
What: OPEN OFFICE LOG
Where: Ganondorf's Office
When: Whenever you need and want it, baby.
Warnings:THIS LOG WILL BE RATED M FOR MATURE

( Awwww Yeaaaah )

silver (pokemon), izzy/zubat (pokemon), giovanni (pokemon), brock (pokemon), knuckles (sonic the hedgehog), ganondorf dragmire (zelda), !open log, goombella (mario), raiden (metal gear), raikov (metal gear), mewtwo (pokemon), erika (pokemon)

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EVERY DAY ALL THE TIME FOREVER bestsweater September 27 2010, 07:09:38 UTC

This was the worst job ever.

One of the questionable objects had googly eyes.

WHO WOULD DO THAT.

cupofbatnoodles September 27 2010, 07:12:39 UTC

No man no.

This was hilarious. The most hilarious job ever.

THERE WAS A BAT IN HIS HAIR.

bestsweater September 27 2010, 07:18:06 UTC

Brock had come to begrudgingly accept that Izzy liked his fro and was probably not going to leave.

cupofbatnoodles September 27 2010, 07:19:08 UTC

It was the best decision he could have made.

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WHAT AM I DOING?! new_moon_prince September 27 2010, 07:16:33 UTC

Date and Relative time: September 28th, I don't care about the time so uh... evening?
Door open or closed?: Closed. Onoes silver you're trapped.
Snoopers allowed?: if you feel like sitting there with your ear pressed against the wall, go for it.

Silver was just walking down the hall like a boss, minding his own business. Little did he know he was about to embark on what has to be the most awkward conversation in his entire life.

Re: WHAT AM I DOING?! reign_of_power September 27 2010, 08:14:29 UTC

Prey. He could smell it.

Well, more like he had installed a tracking device near his door and he knew when someone was passing by.

A quick flip of the wrist, and Silver was pushed inside the room, the door closing behind him loudly. Brock in all his secretarial glory stood in front of him, as did the dirty magazines, porn and boxes of condoms.

Re: WHAT AM I DOING?! new_moon_prince September 27 2010, 08:26:53 UTC

What was going on here? Oh man, this was just like on that movie they saw in school once, something about bad touching and stranger danger. Brock he didn't even know you were... like that. Though in retrospect if he was a gymleader he would get regular contact with children so it would make sense and...

and...

"What are you...?!" He is having such a DO NOT WANT moment right now he didn't even finish that sentence out loud.

reign_of_power September 27 2010, 08:30:27 UTC

"Tsk, tsk," the Gerudo King said aloud with a grin. "First, you have to talk with my secretary so he can access your current situation. I'll be seeing you in my office afterward, kid."

And lo, Ganondorf did indeed walk to his office and sit on his big counseling chair, the door nearly completely closed.

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breaks_ground September 27 2010, 08:40:50 UTC

Date and Relative time: September 27th, Afternoon?
Door open or closed?: Closed. aaaaaaa stuck in here with Brock and Ganon nuuu
Snoopers allowed?: Eavesdropping is fine

It was Monday, the day before his class, and there were PAPERS that he needed to finish. So he was walking past Ganondorf's office to get there.

reign_of_power September 27 2010, 10:38:28 UTC

"It's that guy." Ganondorf was busy spying on the people walking by, as usual. Giovanni's figure was busy walking the corridor, close to his room, and the Gerudo King was bored. A bad combination as any. "...Forgot his name. You know him, right Brock?"

He leaned on the desk and stroked his beard. It did help the matters that he was unusually nice to his secretary today, due to the fact he had probably drunk a bottle of wine or two. Nothing like loosening up the tension.

"What do you say? Should I reel him in?"

bestsweater September 27 2010, 13:20:20 UTC

"Giovanni." Brock said, not even bothering to mask the massive amounts of distaste in his voice. Even if he was sort of resigning himself to the job of being Ganondorf's secretary, he was sure that having the ex-gym leader in the office would make everything worse.

Still, Ganondorf was huge and intimidating, and if he wanted to invite Giovanni in, Brock was not sure he was going to disagree, mostly because his boss was huge and intimidating.

He settled on a rather noncommittal answer, pretending like he didn't care one way or another, but certainly letting Ganondorf know he was not fond of Giovanni. "If you want to. He's an ass."

Almost noncommittal.

cupofbatnoodles September 27 2010, 18:29:00 UTC

There was a twitch of one big, blue ear. She had heard rumours but... Well. This was certainly relevant to her interests.

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umbreon_blacky September 27 2010, 16:40:14 UTC

( ... )

bestsweater September 27 2010, 17:30:40 UTC

Luckily for Blacky, Brock was too busy sulking to judge anyone. And how could he judge such a lovely lady, anyway? Her mere presence suddenly made this awful job almost worth it. But only almost.

Still, it was easy to see him perk up when she walked in, if only because he had been looking so sour before and the contrast was rather obvious.

"Um, hi." He said, smiling and readying the CLIPBOARD. "Can I help you?"

umbreon_blacky September 27 2010, 17:40:56 UTC

Suddenly 70's music began playing from invisible speakers as Blacky climbed onto the desk. "I don't know, can you~?"

umbreon_blacky September 27 2010, 17:42:44 UTC

( ... )

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I'm just a little bit terrible. :> volttackler September 27 2010, 16:50:18 UTC

Date and Relative time: September 29th, a little later in the afternoon?
Door open or closed?: Totally open. Go for it.
Snoopers allowed?: GO FOR IT.

Amp may have been young, but she wasn't quite naive when it came to the act of sexual encounters. She hadn't really been in one (of course!), nor did she ever see it, but she did know the gist of it: 'so they stick their body parts into each other and it makes babies'.

She didn't know as much beyond the general idea, though. Curious as ever, she wanted to learn a little more about it. Not that she was going to go around doing that any time soon or anything. She just wanted to know. And what better than to do it after catching sight of this... 'sexual consultant'? A sexual consultant with the Pokemon Breeding teacher in waiting?! Perfect!

She peeked into the door in her larger, less furry form, waving happily. "Hi there, chu! Anyone home?!"

bestsweater September 27 2010, 17:41:21 UTC

Oh no. Faculty was one thing, but Amp was an innocent Pikachu from Viridian Forest. If Brock was responsible for her corruption, he would surely never forgive himself.

On the other hand, Ganondorf scared the heck out of him and the gym leader did not want to get on his new boss' bad side. Especially not when his new boss could probably pop his head without a second thought. Maybe even with his mind.

"Hello..." He began tentatively. "What can we do for you?"

volttackler September 27 2010, 18:12:49 UTC

There they were! Brock and... a very large, very red and brown man. It reminded her of cinnamon given form. That seemed a little funny to her. Surely they'd have the answers she was looking for!

Amp made herself right at home (hey, what was that music? It made the room even more comforting!) and took a seat across from them. She was grinning widely, not finding the setup at all unusual. It was something really new. She could do with a change like that

"Hi Brock! Hi... Ganondorf!" That was the name on the plaque, wasn't it? "I wanted to learn more about sex! And breeding, chu! Don'tcha think you can tell me some stuff?"

Her legs swayed back and forth in her seat. She was still pretty innocent. Feel bad, Brock. Feel bad.

bestsweater September 27 2010, 22:29:48 UTC

Brock wept openly.

He threw a glance at Ganondorf that very plainly said 'Please don't make me explain this to her, look how cute and young and sweet and innocent she is I don't care if she's asking I don't have it in me to corrupt this child.'

Obviously what he would do is stall for time. He passed Amp the CLIPBOARD, with a blank shiny student information form on it.

"If you could just...fill that out. For record purposes."

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