Who: Ganondorf, Brock and YOU What: OPEN OFFICE LOG Where: Ganondorf's Office When: Whenever you need and want it, baby. Warnings:THIS LOG WILL BE RATED M FOR MATURE
WHAT AM I DOING?!new_moon_princeSeptember 27 2010, 07:16:33 UTC
Date and Relative time: September 28th, I don't care about the time so uh... evening? Door open or closed?: Closed. Onoes silver you're trapped. Snoopers allowed?: if you feel like sitting there with your ear pressed against the wall, go for it.
Silver was just walking down the hall like a boss, minding his own business. Little did he know he was about to embark on what has to be the most awkward conversation in his entire life.
Re: WHAT AM I DOING?!reign_of_powerSeptember 27 2010, 08:14:29 UTC
Prey. He could smell it.
Well, more like he had installed a tracking device near his door and he knew when someone was passing by.
A quick flip of the wrist, and Silver was pushed inside the room, the door closing behind him loudly. Brock in all his secretarial glory stood in front of him, as did the dirty magazines, porn and boxes of condoms.
Re: WHAT AM I DOING?!new_moon_princeSeptember 27 2010, 08:26:53 UTC
What was going on here? Oh man, this was just like on that movie they saw in school once, something about bad touching and stranger danger. Brock he didn't even know you were... like that. Though in retrospect if he was a gymleader he would get regular contact with children so it would make sense and...
and...
"What are you...?!" He is having such a DO NOT WANT moment right now he didn't even finish that sentence out loud.
"Tsk, tsk," the Gerudo King said aloud with a grin. "First, you have to talk with my secretary so he can access your current situation. I'll be seeing you in my office afterward, kid."
And lo, Ganondorf did indeed walk to his office and sit on his big counseling chair, the door nearly completely closed.
Brock shot Silver a sympathetic gaze and motioned for him to come closer to his desk.
"I am so sorry." He mouthed hopefully so Ganondorf could not see, then he spoke up. "Right, so, if you would just...fill out this form for our records."
Silver has an idea of what to do with this clipboard that you wouldn't like very much, Brock.
He's just going to swipe that clipboard, giving you a look that would hopefully convey these intentions and burn them into your soul. He doesn't buy your sympathy. He's just going to put a big fat "x" on every blank space instead of bothering to actually read it and fill it out woah Silver you have herpes and erectile dysfunction? I HAD NO IDEA. At any rate if he tried to rip up the forums they'd probably piece themselves back up together anyways.
He's just going to push you aside now [yes, even if he wasn't blocking the way at all] so he can hopefully get whatever he has in store finished as quickly as possible. In his mind he's probably having fantasies about kicking Ganondorf's ass.
"Tch. You don't need my information anyways..."
There is a very annoyed march into Ganondorf's office, complete with a complimentary door slam.
The lights dimmed. It was near darkness, when a deep, dark booming voice spoke from the shadows.
"Hello X." The rims of some glasses seemed to reflect an invisible sun, as his arms were crossed. "I don't like it when people don't fill out my forms."
If you were trying to intimidate him it was working. Sort of. His attitude negates a good 80-90% of intimidation tactics.
"... and I don't like it when you kidnap me" he scowled. He didn't even bother taking a seat, rather just standing there in the doorway in defiance.
Really, copping an attitude to the magical manbearpig was really very stupid. Then again, this isn't the first incredibly stupid thing he's done in his life. At least Ganondorf can get him back at least 10 fold for that with trolling.
Oh well he was perfectly content to stay there until SUDDENLY. MOVED AGAINST HIS WILL. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! The sensation of it reminded him slightly of when he was turned into a jolteon.
...and what was with that question? It's not like this was some therapy session. Still, maybe, just maybe it would be smart to listen to creepy psychic man.
"...My name is Silver. I'm going to be the greatest pokemon trainer." He paused at that, as if that were enough to satisfy him. At any rate, he wasn't exactly an open book to read, so getting anything from him would be like pulling cucco teeth.
"I don't like boys!" he snapped after the question was asked, without missing a beat. Little did he know that had made him look suspicious, the opposite effect he had intended.
"So you like men," he said, pretending to repeat word for word that Silver had said. "That, or your voice cracking when you said that word was a subtle clue." He shrugged. "If you think that's something to be ashamed of...you're talking to the wrong guy, kid."
Door open or closed?: Closed. Onoes silver you're trapped.
Snoopers allowed?: if you feel like sitting there with your ear pressed against the wall, go for it.
Silver was just walking down the hall like a boss, minding his own business. Little did he know he was about to embark on what has to be the most awkward conversation in his entire life.
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Well, more like he had installed a tracking device near his door and he knew when someone was passing by.
A quick flip of the wrist, and Silver was pushed inside the room, the door closing behind him loudly. Brock in all his secretarial glory stood in front of him, as did the dirty magazines, porn and boxes of condoms.
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and...
"What are you...?!" He is having such a DO NOT WANT moment right now he didn't even finish that sentence out loud.
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And lo, Ganondorf did indeed walk to his office and sit on his big counseling chair, the door nearly completely closed.
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...only to realize that the door wouldn't open. No matter how frustrated he got trying to open it.
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"I am so sorry." He mouthed hopefully so Ganondorf could not see, then he spoke up. "Right, so, if you would just...fill out this form for our records."
The gym leader held a clipboard out to Silver.
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He's just going to swipe that clipboard, giving you a look that would hopefully convey these intentions and burn them into your soul. He doesn't buy your sympathy. He's just going to put a big fat "x" on every blank space instead of bothering to actually read it and fill it out woah Silver you have herpes and erectile dysfunction? I HAD NO IDEA. At any rate if he tried to rip up the forums they'd probably piece themselves back up together anyways.
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When Silver was finished, the gym leader took the clipboard back and gave it a once-over. "Your name is 'X'."
A pause. "Your everything is 'X'."
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He's just going to push you aside now [yes, even if he wasn't blocking the way at all] so he can hopefully get whatever he has in store finished as quickly as possible. In his mind he's probably having fantasies about kicking Ganondorf's ass.
"Tch. You don't need my information anyways..."
There is a very annoyed march into Ganondorf's office, complete with a complimentary door slam.
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"Hello X." The rims of some glasses seemed to reflect an invisible sun, as his arms were crossed. "I don't like it when people don't fill out my forms."
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"... and I don't like it when you kidnap me" he scowled. He didn't even bother taking a seat, rather just standing there in the doorway in defiance.
Really, copping an attitude to the magical manbearpig was really very stupid. Then again, this isn't the first incredibly stupid thing he's done in his life. At least Ganondorf can get him back at least 10 fold for that with trolling.
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"Well then...X, have a seat." Unforseen forces slowly pushed the poor kind into the room and unto the fabled Lip Couch (tm) somewhat violently.
"Tell me about yourself."
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...and what was with that question? It's not like this was some therapy session. Still, maybe, just maybe it would be smart to listen to creepy psychic man.
"...My name is Silver. I'm going to be the greatest pokemon trainer." He paused at that, as if that were enough to satisfy him. At any rate, he wasn't exactly an open book to read, so getting anything from him would be like pulling cucco teeth.
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Then he grinned again.
"What type exactly are we talking about?"
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