My manuscript on being dead ( Read more... )

Well, now that we're up in heaven with ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO, YOU DICKHEAD RAVEN, I shall try to salvage my book in progress. Fear not, for I have everything in my mind!

Prologue ( Read more... )

*steps out of plot hole ( Read more... )

I just believe that a certain red-headed cavalier with a much-too-high regard for morals an unnamed person Kent just has shoved his head way too far up his ass for his own good. He has qutie some nerve to criticize our way of life...

............................................................ Shoving his head up his ass must be his way of trying ( Read more... )

I... I don't get it. I don't get this thing of mutual love, where people obviously love each other but make no effort to confirm it.

I must go write out my ponderings.

Damn you, Lord Eliwood... Don't make me think of these things. You and Ninian must do something! Or I shall write a porn book with you two as the stars!

In the process of this pursuit of knowledge, I, Bartre, discovered that reading was not merely enough ( Read more... )

Either way, I shall utilize my ultra-changed-vocabulary to change my appearance ( Read more... )