twinsarein's Easter Basket

[babydracky]

Username: twinsarein

Favorite Female Characters: Chloe, Alicia
Favorite Male Characters: Clark, Lex, Jason
Favorite Pairings: Clex, Clason, Clollie, Clitney
Other: Don't enjoy infidelity in fics, Lionel (unless he's used for dramatic effect and evil), Lana. Do like slash, first times, happy endings, fluff, angst

What is your favorite part of Easter?: Dying

Comments

[personaleclipse]

my "easter egg" for you is that I searched for some pretty Chlollie videos for you^^ there are so many of them out there on youtube, I hope you'll like them (: Happy Easter! (:

[crazy4ew]

Happy Easter Twinsarein! This is a wall that was made for me by a good friend. Thought you would enjoy it too.

[mandatorily]

This comment entitles you to a ficlet of your choice -- any fandom I'm familiar with and your choice of pairing/prompt. Please contact me through PM so that we can discuss your story and have a Happy Easter! :)

[josephina_x]

This one lives in the Easter!Clark 'verse (originating fic lives here)

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Famous last words:

"People actually do that?"

And so it came to pass that Lex Luthor, scion of the glittering jewel that is Metropolis, was introduced to the idea of dyeing eggs to celebrate Easter by Clark Kent, farmboy and posterboy for Smallville healthy-living.

It didn't go well.

~*~*~*~*~*~

"...You boil them first?"

This left Lex feeling a little better about the idea. Perhaps this was to help prevent accidents in the 'finding' portion of the egg hunt. Lex could see how accidentally stepping on an egg would not be nearly so messy if the egg in question was boiled.

It would also prevent a bad egg smell from pervading the area if not all eggs were found and retrieved, because apparently these egghunts sometimes occurred indoors...

Clark just gave him a look as Lex mused over this concept

[twinsarein]

Oh god, I'm laughing so hard right now. Especially from this last exchange:

"We need more boiling water?"

"For the egg dye."

"Why can't we use the boiling water from the egg pot?"

Clark gave him another look. Apparently this was not how it was done.

"It'll smell like eggs if we do that," Clark explained, like this was common sense knowledge, going back to his pot-watch.

Lex blinked at him. "Won't the eggs already smell like--?" He stopped when Clark shot him another look.

"Fine, fine, no messing with Kent family traditions," Lex ended, raising his hands in surrender.

Priceless.

[josephina_x]

*g*

...It seems eggs smelling too much like eggs makes said eggs easier to find -- by smell. Supposedly. *gives Clark a one-eyebrow-up look*

[josephina_x]

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"These wires aren't long enough," Lex complained, giving the so-called 'egg holder' a critical look, slowly twirling it in his fingers.

"They're fine, Lex--"

"I'm going to get dye all over my hands."

"No, you won't, and you can just wash--"

"Or my clothes. There's no splash guard," he continued, looking over at the assortment of teacups filled with boiling water, vinegar, and various combinations and amounts of food dye.

"Lex, it'll be fine as long as you're careful and don't accidentally drop them in

[twinsarein]

Still dying. I can picture that conversation between Lex and Clark so vividly. I love stories that introduce Lex to things most American children have the joys of doing - and this is one of the best kinds of those stories that I've read.

[josephina_x]

^_^ Very glad that you can visualize it easily :)

Oh --thank you! *blushes* I'm really glad that you're enjoying it!