Comments | smackalalala: I'm jizzing in Eau Clizzle

smackalalala

I'm jizzing in Eau Clizzle

Dec 02, 2006 13:34

Roar. Seriously. I am annoyed. And take a look at the winning entry. Mine? At least relates to the picture. *sigh* Probably a piece of crap contest anyway, and not like I need a mousepad or anything, but it'd be nice to win SOMETHING.

Also, as long as I'm posting, I should share the awesomeness that is screwsleeping and I at Taco Bell - excuse me, Tizzle ( Read more... )

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adoreandabhor December 2 2006, 20:05:51 UTC

Jizzing, though it probably has nothing to do with this, reminds me of the sixth (?) grade when the 101 Dalmations (with hugh laurie!!!) came out, and there was a puppy named Whizzer, and i said whizzer one time in class, and that was how i found out that to whiz means to pee, because every one gave me this funny look.

smackalalala December 2 2006, 21:04:56 UTC

Wow, yeah, that had nothing to do with that at all, lol. That's a funny story, though. :D Reminds me of the time a girl in my brother's class was reading aloud, and instead of saying "borne," she said "boner." Oh yes, she didn't live that one down for a long time.

infinitecrush December 2 2006, 22:47:24 UTC

Hm... I like your haiku a lot better than the winning one.
You should've won, those people are stupid. :)

But wait, your name is Snider? You sure you're not from German descent? Heh. Cause Snider is a German family name. Actually Schneider, but Snider is a variation of it. Means tailor.

That would explain your love for Brats and Sauerkraut! ^^

smackalalala December 2 2006, 23:22:48 UTC

Ha, thanks. :)

I am German. I thought I told you that before. I have German and English blood mostly. And it does explain my love of German food, yes. :)

odakota_rose December 3 2006, 00:30:04 UTC

Well see I was laughing my ass off, but I'm almost afraid to ask for an explaination.

smackalalala December 3 2006, 01:55:57 UTC

LOL, I knew you would be. The explanation is actually funnier than the phrase itself, though, so if you really wanna know...

odakota_rose December 3 2006, 06:42:18 UTC

Alright, let's hear it. XD

smackalalala December 3 2006, 07:08:03 UTC

Okay, so, we're sitting at Taco Bell, and I mentioned how I love double entendres, because in my NCIS story, Tony's going to McGee's place and he knocks on the door and McGee's like, "I'm coming," the cringes because of the double entendre there, so we're like, why do they use such a common word as "coming" to describe having an orgasm? And then I decided that I was going to use "jizz" or "jizzing" in the place of "come" or "coming." I mean, there was another quote that I forgot to add - "I want to jizz with." - and that was even more hilarious. But we're imagining the possibilities of saying to like your mom or something that you're jizzing....It would be great stuff. :D

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