I'm jizzing in Eau Clizzle

[smackalalala]

Roar. Seriously. I am annoyed. And take a look at the winning entry. Mine? At least relates to the picture. *sigh* Probably a piece of crap contest anyway, and not like I need a mousepad or anything, but it'd be nice to win SOMETHING.

Also, as long as I'm posting, I should share the awesomeness that is screwsleeping and I at Taco Bell - excuse me, Tizzle

Comments

[odakota_rose]

Well see I was laughing my ass off, but I'm almost afraid to ask for an explaination.

[smackalalala]

LOL, I knew you would be. The explanation is actually funnier than the phrase itself, though, so if you really wanna know...

[odakota_rose]

Alright, let's hear it. XD

[smackalalala]

Okay, so, we're sitting at Taco Bell, and I mentioned how I love double entendres, because in my NCIS story, Tony's going to McGee's place and he knocks on the door and McGee's like, "I'm coming," the cringes because of the double entendre there, so we're like, why do they use such a common word as "coming" to describe having an orgasm? And then I decided that I was going to use "jizz" or "jizzing" in the place of "come" or "coming." I mean, there was another quote that I forgot to add - "I want to jizz with." - and that was even more hilarious. But we're imagining the possibilities of saying to like your mom or something that you're jizzing....It would be great stuff. :D

[odakota_rose]

*snicker*
Yep, I was right, I oughta move to Eau Claire and suffer the small town boredom.

[smackalalala]

You totally should. Or I could just move by you...but no, I think I want you here. Heh.