There was drinking.

Longbottom is no longer an honorary Slytherin.

His punishment is yet to be determined.

It will hurt.

Turpin better stay in her cage.

Sally Ann is not crying, because Slytherins do not cry.

I lost points today. I am impressed with myself.

We must watch this 'thing' this evening.

Perhaps there will be a cage Turpin can crawl into.

She is fond of cages.

Perhaps Brocklehurst will follow.

Oh happy day.

Apparently there are Hufflepuffs falling from the sky.

Naked ones.

First time in six years anyone in that House has done anything even approaching interesting.

My commendations on the show.

Although the view was obstructed by the broomsticks.

Apparently there is a compromising photograph of Professors Lupin and Black.

Quite a few students seem to require counseling.

I do not understand why.

What did you people think they did in their free time? Play Wizard Tiddlywinks?

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