Against my will
I have managed to avoid this distasteful journal business for weeks.
But I have now been caught being derelict and must pretend to care enough to type things that others will pretend to care to read.
Notice the key word there is 'pretend.'
The squid is ill. I care not.
Also, I do not care for anyone who is not in my House. It is rather a rule I have.
Really, do not take it personally.
I have had to make exceptions, as the Gryffindors seem to be rather like honey to Slytherin bees this year.
Hence -- as I trust Pansy, Blaise and Draco without question -- I shall consider Longbottom, Granger and Potter honorary Slytherins for the time being. Subject to change, of course.
In summation, I apologize in advance for anything terrible and nasty I most likely will say in the immediate future.
Blame the faculty for any forthcoming trauma, as they are wholly responsible for my participation in this farce.
Hugs and kisses, really.
But I have now been caught being derelict and must pretend to care enough to type things that others will pretend to care to read.
Notice the key word there is 'pretend.'
The squid is ill. I care not.
Also, I do not care for anyone who is not in my House. It is rather a rule I have.
Really, do not take it personally.
I have had to make exceptions, as the Gryffindors seem to be rather like honey to Slytherin bees this year.
Hence -- as I trust Pansy, Blaise and Draco without question -- I shall consider Longbottom, Granger and Potter honorary Slytherins for the time being. Subject to change, of course.
In summation, I apologize in advance for anything terrible and nasty I most likely will say in the immediate future.
Blame the faculty for any forthcoming trauma, as they are wholly responsible for my participation in this farce.
Hugs and kisses, really.