o glorious nippon!

[sluttering]

my parents and i went out to lunch for my mother's birthday today

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[cyber_athlete]

hahahah oh lord, times like these make me so embarrassed to be white. write a book already, woman! impeccable writing.

[shecreep]

Your supreme wit gets me everytime, i actually read this out to my mum.

[soyyam]

My mom would probably smile at her, then tell me that Americans are idiots.

[docterorange]

You forgot to mention...well i had a train of thought going there until i fucking alt-tabbed out.

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[cquin]

Jesus. Are you sure she possessed sufficient mental faculties? I can't imagine any logical, fully-functioning person saying something so obtuse... I'm embarrassed for her.