I'm not talking about it because I'm trying to pretend it doesn't exist although there was lots of bitching in my LJ when the first screencaps leaked a few weeks ago. Mr. "I don't do clubs and I'm above all that hollywood bs cause I'm not a celebrity but a WORKING ACTOR" Ventimiglia skanking it up with Senorita Methface. Oh Milo, why.
I do love the long lingering shots of Fergie...and Milo's nipple. Jeebus.
And the song, much like many of Fergie's other tunes that end up songs I am reluctant to admit I like, ALMOST sucked me in. But then I heard the lyric "I miss you like a child misses its blanket" and it pulled me right out.
Let it be known however, that I do love Milo like I love cupcakes. Which is to say, A LOT.
I guess the "plot" to this video was that Milo hung out with bangers and looked like a total criminal...which was FINE until the day she caught him getting his thug on by selling a dime bag?
How much of a criminal could he be to live in that house? Gimme a break.
The ponytail stub is cringe worthy, but I kind of dig the tattoos. However, she's so skankeriffic that I feel like he's sort of sullied now by having her slime all over him. Blech. But then, hot as I think he is, he's always been kind of greasy and sleezy.
What does this mean: hot as I think he is, he's always been kind of greasy and sleezy? I feel words are missing here, like it should read: I think he's hot because he's greasy and sleezy and the tattoos only improve this.
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I seriously don't think I can ever find Milo attractive. Perhaps I still haven't forgiven him for Jess Mariano.
Also - I might be the only one but I don't find Fergie attractive at all. Something about her face seems deformed and disproportionate to me.
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I do love the long lingering shots of Fergie...and Milo's nipple. Jeebus.
And the song, much like many of Fergie's other tunes that end up songs I am reluctant to admit I like, ALMOST sucked me in. But then I heard the lyric "I miss you like a child misses its blanket" and it pulled me right out.
Let it be known however, that I do love Milo like I love cupcakes. Which is to say, A LOT.
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Oh, pop music.
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*dies and is dead*
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How much of a criminal could he be to live in that house? Gimme a break.
She looks like she had a botox/collagen accident.
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