*shakes head*
Yeah, so... I'd like to say I'm surprised that I haven't seen my flist talking about this more, but. I'm sort of not? Because... well. You'll see.
Now, the song itself is WAY different than what I have come to expect from Fergie -- and I was shocked to find that I almost liked it. It's sort of sweet and melancholy and it gives us a chance to actually hear her singing voice (which is quite good!). There's something missing, though; it doesn't seem to have a really strong hook, and I'm not entirely sure what the hell she's talking about sometimes (a "school maid"? Jacks and Uno cards? Whut?). Nevertheless, not the sort of song that makes me what to stab my own eardrums with dull pencils (see: "My Humps"), so it's an definite improvement. And, you know, she looks smokin'.
That said?
This video CRACKS ME THE FUCK UP. Now, normally, there are some things that I find remarkably sexy on dudes: glasses, beards, tattoos, guitars and (sometimes) hats. So, in theory, seeing Milo all tarted up in fake tats, playing an acoustic guitar, wearing a hat... it should be sexy, especially since I've been very slowly and relunctently developing an attraction to the kid.
But, oh, no, my friends. The tattoos have, if you'll forgive me, missed their mark. Instead, I cannot even look at him in this video without giggling. I realize the tats are supposed to be indicative of his macho macho manliness, and he's supposed to be sort of badass? I guess? But instead he just looks SILLY. It's like seeing a little girl dressed with mommy's lipstick smeared across her face. And honestly, they don't even look all that convincing -- it's like a school maid someone got bored and started doodling on him in study hall.
Plus, that ponytail stub is simply RIDONKULOUS.
OH MILO. *pets*
(That car is hot, though. *purr*)
Now, the song itself is WAY different than what I have come to expect from Fergie -- and I was shocked to find that I almost liked it. It's sort of sweet and melancholy and it gives us a chance to actually hear her singing voice (which is quite good!). There's something missing, though; it doesn't seem to have a really strong hook, and I'm not entirely sure what the hell she's talking about sometimes (a "school maid"? Jacks and Uno cards? Whut?). Nevertheless, not the sort of song that makes me what to stab my own eardrums with dull pencils (see: "My Humps"), so it's an definite improvement. And, you know, she looks smokin'.
That said?
This video CRACKS ME THE FUCK UP. Now, normally, there are some things that I find remarkably sexy on dudes: glasses, beards, tattoos, guitars and (sometimes) hats. So, in theory, seeing Milo all tarted up in fake tats, playing an acoustic guitar, wearing a hat... it should be sexy, especially since I've been very slowly and relunctently developing an attraction to the kid.
But, oh, no, my friends. The tattoos have, if you'll forgive me, missed their mark. Instead, I cannot even look at him in this video without giggling. I realize the tats are supposed to be indicative of his macho macho manliness, and he's supposed to be sort of badass? I guess? But instead he just looks SILLY. It's like seeing a little girl dressed with mommy's lipstick smeared across her face. And honestly, they don't even look all that convincing -- it's like a school maid someone got bored and started doodling on him in study hall.
Plus, that ponytail stub is simply RIDONKULOUS.
OH MILO. *pets*
(That car is hot, though. *purr*)