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May 31, 2005 23:09

These onmyouji-- no, wizards-- don't have normal post? Owls?I hate birds. Father knows this. He can't hold me accountable if I snap their scrawy necks and set them on fire. Or maul their wrinkly feathered butts or drown them. I don't care what they say about them being harmless or friendly ( Read more... )

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_varazslat June 1 2005, 08:26:37 UTC
*raises an eyebrow* does your hate for birds apply for people in Ravenclaw as well? heh. Those are quite strong words and thoughts there. Are you sure the sorting hat put in you the right house? *pauses* granted, I don't know which house I would put you in either. *laughs*

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slinkysmooth June 1 2005, 09:35:41 UTC
What? I don't think so. You're a Ravenclaw? Are any of you birds? Although if you were birds, you wouldn't say "people" would you? Of course you're not birds. Unless you happen to be of avian descent? I don't think I can tell unless you tell me or it's obvious. If you don't tell me, then I won't know. If I don't know, I wouldn't have to feel anything in particular. ...It's better if you don't tell me if you're birds. And if it's obvious, then you wouldn't have to tell me.

I don't know. That dunce hat was very strange. I don't think I like it. I suspect it was practicing the art of stupidity. That's what a dunce hat is for. I probably am in the wrong House. Then again, maybe I'm in the right House. It doesn't really matter...

...you wouldn't happen to know where we get our schedules, would you?

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_varazslat June 1 2005, 18:46:20 UTC
.......................no, Ravenclaws aren't birds but it is an animal that we associate ourselves with.

Our schedules haven't been arranged or handed out yet I don't think and we get them the same way as every other year. What year are you?

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slinkysmooth June 2 2005, 00:01:57 UTC
...Ravenclaws are strange. Each to their own, huh? Just don't come near me when you're associating with said birds. Why would anyone want to associate with birds? ...then again, there is that saying "Birds of a feather flock together." Does that mean you'll eventually become a bird? That's terrible. Maybe you should reconsider associating with birds. I don't think you will enjoy becoming a bird. I can't imagine anyone enjoying becoming a bird. You probably should listen to me and be careful. The birds might steal your soul.

Oh. Hmmm... I was suppose to be a third year in junior high at home... I wonder what's the English school system again? That would make me a freshman in high school here? Or was it secondary school? So complicated. Then again, Hogwarts only has one school, doesn't it? I think someone mentioned something about that. I'm probably calculating this wrong. Let's see, I'm 15, natives get their school invitation at 11. Ah. I'm a 5th year.

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