I have to use what?
These onmyouji-- no, wizards-- don't have normal post? Owls?
...
I hate birds. Father knows this. He can't hold me accountable if I snap their scrawy necks and set them on fire. Or maul their wrinkly feathered butts or drown them. I don't care what they say about them being harmless or friendly.
Dylan might be able to get it for me, but I don't want those disgusting beasts near him. If they hurt him, I'll make sure they wished I'd only killed them. Filthy, repulsive things.
Maybe I can just not write home. ...no, I know, mother and 'neesan would throw a fit. Wait. Maybe I can arrange something by Floo. If all else fails, I'll just get a really large stock of Calming Draughts. It might make me slow down enough they can get away before I smear their blood all over the walls.
...
I hate birds. Father knows this. He can't hold me accountable if I snap their scrawy necks and set them on fire. Or maul their wrinkly feathered butts or drown them. I don't care what they say about them being harmless or friendly.
Dylan might be able to get it for me, but I don't want those disgusting beasts near him. If they hurt him, I'll make sure they wished I'd only killed them. Filthy, repulsive things.
Maybe I can just not write home. ...no, I know, mother and 'neesan would throw a fit. Wait. Maybe I can arrange something by Floo. If all else fails, I'll just get a really large stock of Calming Draughts. It might make me slow down enough they can get away before I smear their blood all over the walls.