Cheney voted against meals on wheels for seniors. And releasing Mandela. And Martin Luther King Jr day. And education.

hahahahahaha.

I was embarassed for him.

I punched a girl in the face today.

It was purely accidental. But hilarious nonetheless.

(It was soft so don't bitch at me ; ) )

My otherwise uneventful day: apparently writing "so and so sucks" on your shirt is a no-no. ::care::

I will now go to target to buy
A) tight t-shirts
B) a belt
C) a hat
D) shoes
E) um... sex.Byeeeeee

what the fuck? I need to fucking curse more. shit fuck dyke fuck shit.

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BUTT SEX

have a nice day.

I'm alone at katie's house, bored. And I haven't updated in a week, I know wtfbbqajfakdla!!

Um. I can see why I hadn't updated.

A gift for wasting your time clicking this:

I have re-named hurricane Frances.

It is officially called hurricane Vagina.

Light breezes and small showers all day long. Ohhhhhhhh the inhumanity!!!!!!!

I'm glad it ended up not being serious. Sadistic people that wanted it to destroy things or hurt people make me sick (starting with the god damn media)

And that's it I guess.

Gosh. I was thinking about how hypocritical our government is. Well, republicans really ( Read more... )

Flights tommorow are canceled. Flights today are booked. I'm driving to New Orleans, that's about 10 hours. I think we're mandatory evacuation either way. Give me a call on the cell or whatever.

Good luck everyone, try not to die ; )

<3

-Andre

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Tell me what you think, and I'll do my best to pretend to care.

-Andre

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And no, teresa didn't make me say that.

But seriously, they're good. try it out.