( You prolly saw this comin'. )

I woke up yesterday 'n' realized that I was married ( Read more... )

Eminem, Ex-Wife Apply for Marriage License9 minutes ago ( Read more... )

I got on radio this mornin' 'n' told everyone that I'm back wit' Kim 'n' we're plannin'-ta get re-married soon.

Celebrate by pickin' up Curtain Call: The Hits right now.

The critics already said this record is shit, but they hate every hits record just 'cause-a what it is, so just go get it anyways.

I wanna be annoyin' too. Or more annoyin' than I am already.

Anonymous on, but are screened 'cause I know better ( Read more... )

My friends page ain't moved in hours, so I might as well be one-ta help move it. I been meanin'-ta make-a real update for-a while, but I didn't know how-ta start it 'n' I didn't wanna finish it, so it took-a while. I been sick this past week 'n' busy in my own way weeks 'fore that. But I think I got enough together now-ta jot some shit down ( Read more... )

All drama 'n' shit put aside, I hope you all have-a nice Halloween.

( What Halloween is all 'bout. )

I'm thirty-three. There, I said it ( Read more... )

I been 'bout as disconnected from everythin' as I could be lately. I can't remember-a moment here recently when I ain't signed on just-ta throw up-a fucking away message right away. I been prolly longer overdue for some time alone, 'n' I accidentally ended up gettin' some for 'bout-a full week. Sometimes you gotta do that shit. Get yourself alone ( Read more... )

( Officially, I only spent 10 days in rehab )