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[sliminem]

Eminem, Ex-Wife Apply for Marriage License9 minutes ago

Comments

[ibozilovic]

omg are you going to have a bachelor party and can i come..

[sliminem]

Not-a bachelor party, but this weekend I'ma throw one at the casinos. Yes, you can come.

[eva_mendes]

They didn't know your middle name?

[sliminem]

Hahaha, that's what I didn't understand. They was real 'xcited-ta learn the shit, I guess.

[eva_mendes]

lmao they added an ! I think it's safe to say they were excited. At least your middle name isn't...Charlotte or something. ;-)

[sliminem]

You'd think by now everybody'd know my middle name, it's been printed enough everywhere else but maybe nobody pays much 'ttention. My name is bad enough where Charlotte wouldn't hardly effect the terribleness-a it. >:o

[kreukkristin]

Well, congratulations and get trashed for me.

[sliminem]

Thanks.

[k_russell]

HAHAHAHAHAHA HIS MIDDLE NAME IS BRUCE!!!! Lyke omg, Slim Shady, I can't believe ur gettin married my heart is broken :'(

I can't believe I'm not your best man, this friendship is so over. YOU KNOW I AM THE BEST MAN IN YOUR LIFE.

[sliminem]

Hahaha. I like how many people are givin' me heartfelt congratulations as though Kim was livejournally here 'n' I been datin' her or some shit.

THAT'S ONLY 'CAUSE MEN IS JUST 'BOUT ALL YOU HANG OUT WIT' SO YOU BECAME ONE. >:o

[eva_mendes]

I AM NOT A MAN, CHARLOTTE. >:O

[sliminem]

HEY, MAN. WHAT IS THIS. I KNOW NOTHIN'-A CHARLOTTE OR SEX 'N' THE CITY. STOP TRYIN'-TA FRAME ME. >:o

[carldalemo]

is this for real, mate? well damn, that's enduring love indeed.

[sliminem]

Real in-a sense, yes.