( I rear-ended a woman the other day. )

New D12 album is 'sposed-ta come out next month. My own record ain't gonna be done 'til prolly sometime Novemberish. I been just bein' alone. Workin' on music. Workin' on myself. Sortin' shit out. Tryin'-ta figure out if I'm done here or not.

Ask me sump'thin anonymous or tell me sump'thin anonymous. All is screened.Maybe somebody'll give me sump' ( Read more... )

I'm in the studio right now. I came here as soon as I finished my radio shit up 'n' unlocked the place from where we closed up a few hours ago. It's real, real quiet 'n' pretty dark since everythin's shut down, off, 'n' everybody but me has gone home. Or wherever they went. There's nothin'-ta do here really but I ain't sure where I'm supposed-ta be ( Read more... )

Y'know, it's been-a real long time since I been on 106 & Park 'n' caught up wit' those people. 'n' prolly even longer that I spent more than ten minutes on TRL so Monday was real fucking crazy. 'Cause we was there for the whole hour wit' all those screamin' people. Me 'n' 50, I brought just 'bout everyone from my label-ta get their names out there ( Read more... )

There's really nothin'-ta say right now that would be appropriate or understandable.

Besides, y'know. That Kelli is my girl, not yours. Ha-ha.

New video. 'n' no, I won't cut it.

Eminem Back With New Album

Rumours of Eminem's retirement seem premature as he is due back with a new album next month ( Read more... )

I'm real slowly startin'-ta realize that when people ask me how I been or what I been up-ta that I don't really got-a answer for 'em. I been good, I been bad, I been tired, I been moody, I been outta it, I been in it. 'n' then I just been. I'm still in the gray area, I thought I woulda fought my way outta it by now. I been in-a tunnel-a some kind. ( Read more... )

I'd do-a real update at some point but I'm too busy punchin' out guys in strip clubs that talk-ta me while I pee. Or not.

I need some inspiration 'n' somehow I ain't findin' it in strip clubs.

In case you ain't had your TV set on lately, I left my house for Busta Rhymes.

I been livin' two or three different lives in these last couple months that I been tryin'-ta make sense-a shit. 'n' that's prolly gonna sound more crazy than I even usually sound, but it's the truth. I've kinda been split up in-ta more than one person 'n' tryin'-ta figure out how-ta pull myself back together 'gain. But I'm at least three different ( Read more... )