Hidden: Political Hunter

[slim_steve]

Muscles taught with anticipation whilst legs grew stiff from hours of waiting, one lone reporter remained with a set goal, all knowledge and skill coming into play as he leveled his patience. News teams from around New York had left the scene hours before, all but given up hope of the elusive politician emerging from their room, but, with brows

Comments

[mr_colbert]

Try hiding in a trash can next time. They will never see you!

[mr_colbert]

Awfully stinky. Get some soap.

[slim_steve]

At least I can wash. It must be a struggle for you to deal with your idiocy.

[mr_colbert]

There is no struggle because there is no idiocy.

[slim_steve]

Just because you don't struggle with it, doesn't mean it's not there. Just means you've accepted it.

Anyway, can we get back onto the flaming baseball bats? Because I'm in the mood to set things alight.

[mr_colbert]

Definately means it's not there. I know what I do and do not accept.

Rather that getting on the bats, let's beat people with them. First victim: Manilow.

[slim_steve]

But I personally have nothing against Manilow.. although, seeing as you're going to help me against the Hitler-loving Security Guard, I guess I could return the favor.

[mr_colbert]

Steve, I would help you exterminate any Hitler-loving queers.

Bobby, gimme the bat o'fire. *holds out his hand expectantly and Bobby the stage manager appears at his side, obediently handing Stephen the flaming bat*

[dailyshowjew]

Jon Stewart: I'm surprised you two know what legal means, but in any case bring a camera anyways. Watching you two go down will be worth the lawsuit to Comedy Central.

[slim_steve]

Why Jon, I'm almost offended.

I'm perfectly aware of what legal means, and it's exactly why I've yet to be arrested for any of my illegal doings. There's always some loophole that aids us reporters out of ever losing in court. Gotta love the system.

[dailyshowjew]

Jon Stewart: Geraldo must love you, Steve.

[mr_colbert]

but... I thought you liked me, Jon! I'm NOT going down, especially not for someone like you with hair like that!

[dailyshowjew]

Jon Stewart: There's absolutely nothing wrong with my hair, Stephen.

[mr_colbert]

Yes there is! It's gray and poofy in the middle! My hair is infinitely more dashing.