Dilan usually isn't the last one in the labs, but Xenahort managed to blow something in his workstation and he's got the choice of staying late to fix it, or having to come in again in the morning instead
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There is the click and hum of the lights in another part of the lab coming on, and Ienzo actually gets halfway to his own workstation before he realizes the place is far too well-lit for the amount of lights that HE'S turned on. And that he's not the only on in the room.
He makes his way over to Dilan curiously, bags under his eyes as dark as ever (sleep since the last time he left the lab? That's for the weak!) and he's got a bag of bagels and a few mini containers of spreadable toppings for them in one hand.
Dilan pulls out of the computer long enough to take stock of who is out there, then says very clearly, "I am going to turn him into cat food, feed him to my cat, and then feed my cat a Potion so that she doesn't get stupid from the amount of stupid that Xehanort has stored in his every cell.
"Run out again and get my usual from the chicken place." That is not exactly a request, although he's trying to make it so. "I am going to put gigahertz of goat pornography on his hard drive and hard wire it onto his background."
"'Kay." Ienzo figures a Dilan in this state is simply a Dilan that isn't worth arguing with. So he sets the bag down nearby (but not TOO near sensitive equipment) in case he wants to snack on it before turning on his heels to go fetch what Dilan asked for.
Later Dilan will apologize. Right now he digs into the bag without even looking, stuffs a bagel in his mouth in a manner that will allow him to eat it without hands (he's got a dexterous tongue, okay?) and dives back into the computer.
He's probably still cussing, but the bagel cuts most of the sense out of it.
When Ienzo gets back Dilan is still under there, but about a quarter of the spread mess is back in the computer. "How did he manage to get half the wires burned through? Don't answer. I'll get the answer out of him with fire ants. And honey."
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He makes his way over to Dilan curiously, bags under his eyes as dark as ever (sleep since the last time he left the lab? That's for the weak!) and he's got a bag of bagels and a few mini containers of spreadable toppings for them in one hand.
... He holds out the bag helpfully to Dilan.
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"Run out again and get my usual from the chicken place." That is not exactly a request, although he's trying to make it so. "I am going to put gigahertz of goat pornography on his hard drive and hard wire it onto his background."
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"'Kay." Ienzo figures a Dilan in this state is simply a Dilan that isn't worth arguing with. So he sets the bag down nearby (but not TOO near sensitive equipment) in case he wants to snack on it before turning on his heels to go fetch what Dilan asked for.
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He's probably still cussing, but the bagel cuts most of the sense out of it.
When Ienzo gets back Dilan is still under there, but about a quarter of the spread mess is back in the computer. "How did he manage to get half the wires burned through? Don't answer. I'll get the answer out of him with fire ants. And honey."
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