...I'm going to Europe. Here's one of the many reasons: Best. Fundraiser. Ever.
Here's why i don't want to keep living in America: Worst. President. Ever.

That's pretty much it.

get me out of this country, someone! please? travel me all over the world?

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Remind me to use this one when i have female friends over and we're bored.

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......

now THIS is news-worthy.

I love that his mugshot is this "why the hell am i here" face.

Am i a racist person? not more than the average person, i'd say, but sometimes, stereotypes are flat-out true ( Read more... )

so why is it that i'm still not happy? like, actually happy?

Okay, so i'm terrible at math, yes, but this is just fantastic because this dude decided to finally fuck with the one type of company that just fucks everyone every month: cell phone providers.

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my new favorite restaurant....

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Hokay, so.

If i were to ever get married, i wouldn't hyphenate my name if i married a girl with the name Anddimes.

therefore, these people should have seen it coming.

http://cbs13.com/slideshows/local_slideshow_213102044/view?slide=0

It's the
Same shit, different day
watching life monotonously slip away