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[sleightofhearts]

[We appear to be at the lake today, ladies and gentleman! And the fellow in the feed is dressed in casual, but elegant attire: a white button-up under a black vest with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows, and his black slacks rolled up to just past his knee. There is a cigarette dangling from his mouth - it rolls in a thoughtful sort of way as he

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[Video]

[marsfireignite]

[Hey, Tyki, have a thorn in your side.]

Sounds like a great conversation.

[Video] /scurries off to work

[sleightofhearts]

[At the very least, it is a lovely thorn. One that will be very satisfying to remove ♥]

[If he's surprised by the voice, he doesn't show it.]

Come now, you'll scare the fish with your harping.

[Video] <33

[marsfireignite]

Hardly harping. You're the one talking to a bush.

[Video]

[sleightofhearts]

Am I, lass? [Scowls at the bush again before glancing back with a raised eyebrow.] Really, can't a man get some private time?

[sauceytomato]

[Cigarette brand looks a little familiar...]

Didn't take you as one to talk to himself.

[sleightofhearts]

[It either is or isn't, Tyki flicks it into the water and he hears Sasuke's voice.]

I find myself to be excellent company, it seems.

[sauceytomato]

[......Dammit, he didn't get a good look at it.]

So it seems.

[sleightofhearts]

[Sorry man. It was spent, anyway.]

As it is, I'm not talking to myself. Did you know the flora in this place enjoys stealing a man's dinner?

[general_mustang]

[He opens his mouth to speak, realising what he's about to say... he manages it, anyway.]

Whatever did the bush do to you?

[sleightofhearts]

It seems the flora in this place enjoys stealing a man's dinner.]

[Is he serious? The look on his face certainly says he is.]

[general_mustang]

[Wow. How peculiar.]

They do?

No, I'm having trouble remembering a time a plant stole my food.

[sleightofhearts]

As a matter of fact, they do.

[The bush rustles in the background. Tyki scowls at it.] Oi, hush you.

[huntressrip]

Vat is in zhe bush?

[sleightofhearts]

A pesky little thing that refuses to let me eat.

[huntressrip]

Oh? Und vat might zhat be~? I am villing to hunt vatever it iz if you are unable to!

[sleightofhearts]

A rabbit.

[He's. Pretty damn serious about this.]

[video]

[kill_joo_ded]

Kick it.

[video]

[sleightofhearts]

That would require disturbing my dinner.

[IE: The fish he's trying to catch.]

[video]

[kill_joo_ded]

You're gonna have to disturb one of them, idiot.

...Is it one of those crawling vines?

[video]

[sleightofhearts]

I'm afraid it's worse than crawling vines.

[Whatever is in the bush stops rustling around, long enough for Tyki to be satisfied. He returns his attention to the water, ready to catch himself a fish.]