♠ || oo2 // Video
[We appear to be at the lake today, ladies and gentleman! And the fellow in the feed is dressed in casual, but elegant attire: a white button-up under a black vest with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows, and his black slacks rolled up to just past his knee. There is a cigarette dangling from his mouth - it rolls in a thoughtful sort of way as he stares into the water.]
[Said gentleman is eyeing the fish swimming lazily beneath the water's surface. Or, at first, it seems that way, until one looks closer and realizes that he's not actually paying attention to the fish, but rather, a nearby bush. Not just eyeing it; he's downright glaring at it.]
Right. I'm going to have to eat sometime, you know.
[Nope, he hasn't noticed that the video is recording him talking to a bush, if it's really even the bush he's talking to.]
[Said gentleman is eyeing the fish swimming lazily beneath the water's surface. Or, at first, it seems that way, until one looks closer and realizes that he's not actually paying attention to the fish, but rather, a nearby bush. Not just eyeing it; he's downright glaring at it.]
Right. I'm going to have to eat sometime, you know.
[Nope, he hasn't noticed that the video is recording him talking to a bush, if it's really even the bush he's talking to.]