I think I'm cured!

[sleeps_in_tubs]

I must be cured. I don't sparkle!

Comments

[standwatchalone]

I have been recently made aware of this fallacy.

We (referring to our race) do Not sparkle. We are intellectual beings who enjoy a quiet social drink on the local village people, while reflecting on our days past. I say, falling in love with a dull human girl?! I'm in outrage, what IMBECILE would find a human attractive for purposes other than prey?

KILL THIS EDWARD CULLEN! PUT A STAKE THROUGH HIS PATHETIC HEART!

[ialwayshadasoul]

Uh, Drack - I'm pretty sure this guy was being facetious.

[standwatchalone]

ah. Yes, well. It wasn't funny.

[ialwayshadasoul]

But your response sure as hell was. I'm so showing Xander.

[5x5_slayer]

Shall we throw a party for you, then, handsome?

[sleeps_in_tubs]

Oh, I like parties.

[yay_unicorns]

I wanna sparkle.

[sleeps_in_tubs]

I'm sure you do.

[yay_unicorns]

I think it'd be fun.

[sleeps_in_tubs]

I'm sure, provided the amount of jewelry you wear, you will be able to sparkle better than the poser, miss.

[wolfporter]

...When did you sparkle?

[sleeps_in_tubs]

...You'd get along with that Dracula bloke.

[wolfporter]

...

[sleeps_in_tubs]

Humour, George.

[phantomteamaker]

I have a tub of glitter with your name on. You have to sleep sometime.

[sleeps_in_tubs]

....That was not an invitation, Annie. Why not make a pretty card for George with it instead?

[phantomteamaker]

Nope. I'm going to make your sparkle. <3

[sleeps_in_tubs]

. . . THAT WASN'T AN INVITATION!