I think I'm cured!

[sleeps_in_tubs]

I must be cured. I don't sparkle!

Comments

[standwatchalone]

I have been recently made aware of this fallacy.

We (referring to our race) do Not sparkle. We are intellectual beings who enjoy a quiet social drink on the local village people, while reflecting on our days past. I say, falling in love with a dull human girl?! I'm in outrage, what IMBECILE would find a human attractive for purposes other than prey?

KILL THIS EDWARD CULLEN! PUT A STAKE THROUGH HIS PATHETIC HEART!

[ialwayshadasoul]

Uh, Drack - I'm pretty sure this guy was being facetious.

[standwatchalone]

ah. Yes, well. It wasn't funny.

[ialwayshadasoul]

But your response sure as hell was. I'm so showing Xander.

[standwatchalone]

You will do no such thing!

[ialwayshadasoul]

Hee!!!

[eyesocketparty]

I think the word I'm looking for is 'Splorfle'

[standwatchalone]

That is not even a word.

[eyesocketparty]

Yes it is, I just made it one. Booyah.

[standwatchalone]

Being consistent in making up words does not make them legitimate, Manservant.

[eyesocketparty]

Xander. XAN-DER.

[sleeps_in_tubs]

Oh wow. I'm sure that sarcasm existed when you came about, sir.

[standwatchalone]

. . . I'm tired of hearing about this sparkling nuisance.

[sleeps_in_tubs]

I Just did, today. I think it's hilarious.

[playing_father]

There's this lovely invention in the past hundred years or so. It's called humour.

[standwatchalone]

Stand aside, Watcher - this does not concern you.