QaF standalone "My Dinner with Brian" with a side of Orlibean

[slave_o_spike]

Here is fic #6 for tdorian who requested a dinner scene in the cannibal verse and to doylebaby who requested some kind of Orlibean.

So here it is.

This has Brian's back story so there isn't any Justin, but it will still appeal to all my Queer as Folk cannibal readers.

Also, it has Orlando Bloom and Sean Ben which should appeal to my Orlibean readers as well

Comments

[tdorian]

THANK YOU !!! Cannibal Brian AND Orli !! That was hilarious because all the while I was thinking "he can't be the father, he can't be the father !!!" LOL And now, no wonder Brian is that bad with a father like Orli !

"You're an alien. Do I have special abilities?" Brian asked.

"I don't have special abilities...well except for the whole immortality gig. But I can do this with my tongue." Brian watched as Orlando rolled his tongue.

"I can do that!" Brian scoffed.

"See? I guess I passed that on to you. Well, I'll be off."
LMAO !!!!!
Hilarious ! Aida

[slave_o_spike]

You are so welcome Aida! *smooches and hugs you*

Well it figures more that Orli would be his father than Jack! Pfft!

[jackieville]

*giggles* Hilarious! *adores*

*squishes and loves*

[slave_o_spike]

And I adore you! *hugs the stuffing outta you*

Thanks!

[kika_k]

Uh! Brian have an alien for a father!?!?! Oh my!
Every time you amaze me with these stories! :p

[slave_o_spike]

I seriously sometimes amaze myself.

Then again, I'm amazed I can actually dress myself sometimes. :) Thank you!!!

[burtona94]

Haha i loved it! Cannibal!Brian is my favorite!

"Yeah, it was quick, but hey! You're not gonna live forever...I will...but you won't. So yeah. I lied," Orlando said in all seriousness.

"You're not my father are you?" Brian replied in relief.

"Oh no, I am. I lied about the brisket being good. Cut against the grain next time."

LOL! Hilarious! i loved it!

[slave_o_spike]

LOL! I heart cannibal!Brian. He's my favorite character to write.

Thank you! And welcome! :)

[liriel1810]

*shakes head* Oh, Maria, what are we going to do with you? (I admit to snorfling a few times, though)

[slave_o_spike]

Well just don't let me any where near that ranch! LOL!

But ET!Orli is okay. He doesn't have to give me some bull shit story about being an angel to have sex with him. Thank you!

BTW, I stole one of your writing memes and just posted it. I hope that was alright.

[liriel1810]

Nope, I wouldn't need any silly story either. You want it now? Okay.

No worries at all, hon. Feel free to steal away any of those things that look interesting.