My lameness is brightly SHIIIIIIIINING!!!

I am a player...that sucks at my ROLLLLLLLE!

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII can't take a JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!

BECAUUUUUUUUUUUSE I suck at CRAAAAAAAACK GAMES!!

OH WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY won't people PLAYYYYYYYYYYYY WITH ME!!

Oh niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....when Near sucked asssss!!!

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I knew those dancing sea ponies would steal my ideas and give them away to others! Can’t trust those bloody underwater merfolk for the death of you! Though I guess in the grand scheme of things, I should be quite flattered that this little girl took my ideas to heart. She must be a tenor voice since she went out of her way to mimic me. But I ( Read more... )

We arrive at port the other day. I utilize my free time as productively as possible and begin to raise buildings to the ground. Naturally, Mr. Stick-in-the-Mud tried to intervene; but that's what distractions are for. Won't go into detail, but for the most part the plan worked. I was free to do as I pleased. Freedom to murder, plunder, and set fire ( Read more... )

Ah, what a wonderful way to start a day! I brought back souvenirs and managed to satiate my boredom a little more. Miss Tea Maker, I believe I have the ingredient you will need in order to make me my drink now. I had to milk it from quite a few of them, but it should be enough to make a large kettle of it.

While I was there they took a ( Read more... )