O Holy Night... (The Near Theme Song)

[slaughterurwrld]

My lameness is brightly SHIIIIIIIINING!!!

I am a player...that sucks at my ROLLLLLLLE!

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII can't take a JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!

BECAUUUUUUUUUUUSE I suck at CRAAAAAAAACK GAMES!!

OH WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY won't people PLAYYYYYYYYYYYY WITH ME!!

Oh niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....when Near sucked asssss!!!

Oh Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii suck at CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!

I should jump....right off my ship!!!

((OOC: Can't delete this comment! AHAHAH!!!)

EVERYONE!!!

CHARLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!