They Shall Bend to My Will

[slaughterurwrld]

Oh the mass murder! The mayhem! The flock of spiritual escapades I’ve relished in!

…and it seems my crew has accidentally forgotten me.

Hmm…this is a bit of a dilemma.

Comments

[janken_gon]

... I knew it had been a bit quiet recently. Oops?

[slaughterurwrld]

No worries. I was having too much joyous merriment to notice or take offense to the situation. However, if you intend on picking me up again, I now come equipped with a miniature army of eternally enslaved minions that could wreak unholy havoc upon thine enemies! =D

[janken_gon]

... I think we oughtta pass on those minions...

[slaughterurwrld]

But they're pretty useful when you get down to it. Imagine the head start on distractions when we commandeer other ships. We ARE planning on bulking up a fleet, aren't we?

[friendlypirate]

I-I was wondering where you disappeared to!

[slaughterurwrld]

When life gives you lemons YOU BAKE AN ENTIRE ARMY OF LEMON MERINGUE PIES!!

[syuichirou_desu]

...

Did you kill everyone?

[slaughterurwrld]

Kill? No. You can't kill spirits.

ENSLAVE AND TORTURE FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!!!!.....yes, something to that effect.

[syuichirou_desu]

Ah, all right. At least she wasn't with them anymore.

At this point, I believe it would be better if Eriol gets you back aboard.

[slaughterurwrld]

No need, really. I got the whole portal thing covered. Just need some orders from His Majesty the Captain at the moment. But thanks for the offer.

[caffinatekillua]

Jeeze, that's what you get for running off on your own to find every last one of 'em. You didn't make final boarding.

[slaughterurwrld]

I couldn't resist the temptation of trying to create a miniature version of what that blasted Lich King did to me a while back. The power of awesome-sauce compels me!

[caffinatekillua]

Why am I not surprised.

[slaughterurwrld]

What can I say, I'm a creature of impulse.

[king_rubber]

I can't believe your crew left without you!!

[slaughterurwrld]

It's to be expected from time to time.

[king_rubber]

Not really.