They Shall Bend to My Will

[slaughterurwrld]

Oh the mass murder! The mayhem! The flock of spiritual escapades I’ve relished in!

…and it seems my crew has accidentally forgotten me.

Hmm…this is a bit of a dilemma.

Comments

[utskushiinanami]

I think I could name a few reasons why they stranded you.

[slaughterurwrld]

So could I, but quite frankly I'm not paying attention to the semantics at the moment.

[oh_whatstheuse]

oh, don't worry. you'll get used to that. it happens to me all the time, i don't even notice it anymore.

except i do. i always notice.

[slaughterurwrld]

The difference between you and I, however...is that they ditch me because I get carried away. They ditch you because they can't stand your metallic guts. I'm at least useful.

[oh_whatstheuse]

oh, i know that. i know very well how wretched other people find me. i just thought i ought to tell you that you'll get used to it.

[slaughterurwrld]

Unfortunately, my undearest emo-bot, I don't care. But keep working on those suicide methods, I'm sure you'll excel at something in your own autonomous life.