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slash_dragon

SHOOT THE UNICORN

Dec 03, 2008 00:07

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macros, maidenhead, arthur's bad plans, fail, desktops, unicorns

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rabidfrog December 3 2008, 05:32:30 UTC

ahahahahahahaha. I love this. Slash dragon, I am friending you!

slash_dragon December 3 2008, 22:46:55 UTC

Indeed! If only Uther were as wise and possessed as excellent taste as you.

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slash_dragon December 3 2008, 22:47:50 UTC

I have tried repeatedly to work such euphemisms into my talks with the Young Warlock but so far he has proven resistant to them. Or possibly he is deliberately ignoring me. Sometimes it is hard to say.

patchworkwounds December 3 2008, 05:44:19 UTC

Oh slash dragon, I feel your pain <33

slash_dragon December 3 2008, 22:48:58 UTC

I am glad someone does! However maybe you should not feel it so well, as it appears you have your own wounds and pain to deal with! When you are mended, please feel free to adopt some of my pain in order to ease my immense suffering.

voldything December 3 2008, 10:57:37 UTC

you poor, poor dragon!

slash_dragon December 3 2008, 22:49:28 UTC

There is so much suffering in my life, and Arthur would deny me this simple joy!

green_grrl December 3 2008, 15:09:37 UTC

Oh dear ... perhaps there was a reason Nimueh's intervention was needed for Arthur to be born. Might Merlin suggest to Gaius a Sex Ed 101 for both King and Prince?

slash_dragon December 3 2008, 22:51:00 UTC

Sadly, Gaius recently threw a very unattractive tantrum and refused to assist me with this project any longer. Also while Merlin is excellent at providing come-hither glances and touching our Young Prince frequently, he often turns red and leaves quickly whenever I try to tutor him in this field.