DESTINY DEFERRED!

[slash_dragon]

Anhora -- the insane and self-appointed Keeper of the Unicorns (they're not unionized or anything, does he know, I wonder) -- sent me a note by docile pigeon today to taunt me with the fact that Young Warlock apparently is still a Maiden. I told him his whole business with "his" unicorns being able to sense innocence in a person was a bit dodgy (

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[rabidfrog]

do not worry, slash dragon. Male pregnancy will come along sooner than it may seem...and you will be first on their babysitter call list.

[slash_dragon]

Thank you for your kind thoughts, Young Frog -- however, I am reasonably sure Merlin and his silly human prince will be somewhat titchy about if their children (IF IN FACT THEY EVER GET ROUND TO HAVING ANY) maybe a bit singed. People are so funny about that sort of thing.

[rodneyscat]

Dear Dragon,

Thanks for the add. Good luck with your quest to make Merlin and Arthur less honorable and more men.

p.s. Considering the fate of the pigeon; I'm not really a cat

[slash_dragon]

Oh? What other creature are you? Are you very stringy when cooked?

And thanks for the good wishes, I'll remember them as I try to think of even less subtle ways of instructing Young Warlock to shag Arthur -- it's hard when Arthur is continually acting like such a prat. It's a wonder sometimes he's not a Maiden.

[xsweatergirlx]

Tsk, these boys just don't appreciate all your hard work.

Instead of the sweaters, perhaps you should just nick all of their clothes and force them to wander around nude for a couple of days. Surely that should do the trick :)

[slash_dragon]

EXCELLENT PLAN! I APPROVE! Except for the complication of my being chained underground in a cave, of course -- but these knitting needles have to make work of this lock eventually.

[toastedcrumpet]

I'm right with you there, Slash Dragon. Arthur needs to put some effort into it.

[slash_dragon]

Indeed, my CRUMPET FRIEND. Your moving painting of Arthur and his EXPLETIVE FACE! is extremely accurate, by the by.

[ocelotspots]

Dear Slash Dragon,

We are all rooting for you. And Merlin and Arthur. They can't hold the love off for to much longer. I mean, it's just not possible (even if they are deaf, dumb and blind).

[slash_dragon]

I, too, had been under the impression that between boredom, lack of adult supervision, and male randiness that this whole business would have been done at this point, but it seems either Young Warlock is more persistent about guarding his virtue or Arthur is more of a gentleman than he appears. And since neither of those could possibly be the root cause I assume my frustrations stem primarily from their combined stupidity.