"If David Carr was the quarterback for the Detroit Lions, we wouldn't be having this discussion because they would be winning, because he is mentally tough and Joey Harrington isn't
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Don't forget about the time that the Lions' defense gave up 38 points to 14-year-old Kyle Orton and the fucking Bears. Maybe we should get Charlie Batch back. His handoff to Bettis last week was a stroke of offensive genius. Oh well, at least they can win a game when the opposing team's starting quarterback is out, they nearly tie the NFL record for penalties in a game, and have two players ejected.
As much as I hate to admit it, your one-sentence assessment of the MSU football team is the most accurate description that I've heard all year.
And I want you to send my thanks to the U-M football team for breaking Derrick Williams' arm. It really is the only thing that gives MSU a tiny sliver of hope at beating Penn State. (even though it still isn't going to happen)
Charlie Batch is the greatest quarterback of all-time.
MSU will beat Joe Pa and his boys.
The real question is, are you ready for college basketball? And even more importantly, are you ready to enjoy the last year of dominance for MSU before Ohio State and Greg Oden bitch-slap and sodomize the Big Ten for a couple seasons? That's a scene I'm not looking forward to at all.
5 Reasons Why MSU will beat Penn StatebmcquillOctober 20 2005, 02:34:48 UTC
1.) If Michigan wins out (big fucking if, i know) and if Wisconsin drops a game (not quite as big of an if) it will help UofM win a share of the Big Ten title and if last year was any indication MSU likes to beat highly ranked teams when it helps out their neighbors to the east.
2.) The Goss kicker guy can only have so much bad luck in him and so I'm sure he'll get in a groove here pretty soon.
3.) Drew Stanton can run faster than that fucking guy from Penn State.
4.) It's at Spartan Stadium.
5.) Dick McQuillan will actually pull for the Spartans.... well, maybe not.
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As much as I hate to admit it, your one-sentence assessment of the MSU football team is the most accurate description that I've heard all year.
And I want you to send my thanks to the U-M football team for breaking Derrick Williams' arm. It really is the only thing that gives MSU a tiny sliver of hope at beating Penn State. (even though it still isn't going to happen)
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MSU will beat Joe Pa and his boys.
The real question is, are you ready for college basketball? And even more importantly, are you ready to enjoy the last year of dominance for MSU before Ohio State and Greg Oden bitch-slap and sodomize the Big Ten for a couple seasons? That's a scene I'm not looking forward to at all.
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2.) The Goss kicker guy can only have so much bad luck in him and so I'm sure he'll get in a groove here pretty soon.
3.) Drew Stanton can run faster than that fucking guy from Penn State.
4.) It's at Spartan Stadium.
5.) Dick McQuillan will actually pull for the Spartans.... well, maybe not.
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