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title: the sexxxy lexxxy
rating: xxx to the maxxx
beta: ~Sally Cinammon~
excerpt: "kay"said jarvis cocker
"u make me cum just looking at u! but not rly lol cum inside me plz"
jarvis took his large peen with his 5 hands because it was so large. it took approximately 7 nurses to fix up his peen when he was born because it was the size of the loch ness monster. but that isn't necessary to the story. jarvis then put his peen in alexxx's hole
"mmmmmmmm that feels so good more"
alexxx groaned with pleasure as jarvis cocker's cocker began to ejaculate inside alexxx's hole. jarvis pushed his peen deeper inside alexxx
Alexxx opened the door 2 his flat and was amazed at the sight of 1 tall man by the name of Jarvis Cocker.
"Oh wow, an actual real life version of Jarvis Cocker IN MY FLAT!"
"Yes, it is me. I was tired of you wanking to pictures of me. Because I am God, I see everything."
alexxx was ~*~*~gobsmacked~*~*~
"omg jarvis cocker you are so hot. plz come inside. we can have a cup of tea, & maybe some bumsex?" alexxx said hopefully
"kay"said jarvis cocker
"u make me cum just looking at u! but not rly lol cum inside me plz"
jarvis took his large peen with his 5 hands because it was so large. it took approximately 7 nurses to fix up his peen when he was born because it was the size of the loch ness monster. but that isn't necessary to the story. jarvis then put his peen in alexxx's hole
"mmmmmmmm that feels so good more"
alexxx groaned with pleasure as jarvis cocker's cocker began to ejaculate inside alexxx's hole. jarvis pushed his peen deeper inside alexxx
suddenly nick mccarthy came rushing in as he had heard the sexual sounds
"oh noez!!!! how could you cheat on me in dis way alexxx" he said & he cried lots.
don't cry plz nick u can join if u want! oh and bring sum tea i'm pretty thirsty. and while you're there can you bring me sum jaffa cakes"
"sure" cried nick and he came over and poured the tea all over alex and jarvis
"OW FUCK OW OW OW FUCK THAT HURT BUT IT'S ODDLY AROUSING" said J.Cocker
Nick saw Alexxx's huge erection and immeditely went over to it and sucked. his tears were the lube and the cure to alexxx's pain and misery. because alexxx cut himself every day over the sounds of bette midler and barry manilow he knew that he was ~the one~
im tired now said jarv so they all finished havin sexytime, it had been rly hot arousing & sexy for all 3 of them. jarv then fell asleep on the sofa. nick & alexxx considered raping him in his sleep but thought that would be bad so instead they went to alexxx's bed & lay there in each other's arms for the whole nite.
"sry nick for cheatin on you, i love you so much"
"DO YOU LOVE ME LIKE U USED TO?" nick asked
Alexxx was appalled at this question and said "you’re movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air" Well, I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. if anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought nah forget it, "yo home to Bel Air." i pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "yo homes, smell ya later."looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to fill my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
well, nick replied, I STILL LOVE YOU, ONLI SLIGHTLY ONLI SLIGHTLY LESS THAN I USED TO MY LOVE
maybe we shud split up then said alexxx "because maybe it is not worth the pain"
so nick started to cry becuz he still loved alexxx just less cos alexxx had just cheated on him with jarvis cocker. so alexxx packed his bags & went outside. this work up jarvis cocker from his sex dream about having rly hot bumsex with alex turner who is in the arctic monkeys so jarvis cocker got angry because the dream had been really good & he went outside & began to smack alexxx up but they both got aroused & so alexxx grabbed jarvis's cocker & sucked it until they both came
alex's cum splashed on the cement and it was of the image of jesus.
"OH IT'S MY SON! WOT A PLEASANT SURPRISE!" yelled j cock
"jesus is yr son? i thought it was albert or whatever" said alexxx
"lolz no some other guy had him" said j cock
"o lol i get it" said alexxx kapranos
"hay guys wot r u doing out here" said bob hard cock
"o nothin just chillin wot r u doin" said j cock
"lookin 4 gay prostitutes" said bob hard cock.
"no wonder yr called bob hard cock" said alexxx
"ya lol"
alexxx grabbed bob hard cock around the waist and snogged him 4 eternity because that's how it is like in gay movies
"can i join" said j cock
"no yr god shouldn't u be in heaven rite now" said bob through his lips
"oh yeah that's rite brb" so j cock went to heaven and watched bcuz this was rly hot anyway to watch
bob and alexxx stopped and stared at each other and ran away
THE END or is it?
rating: xxx to the maxxx
beta: ~Sally Cinammon~
excerpt: "kay"said jarvis cocker
"u make me cum just looking at u! but not rly lol cum inside me plz"
jarvis took his large peen with his 5 hands because it was so large. it took approximately 7 nurses to fix up his peen when he was born because it was the size of the loch ness monster. but that isn't necessary to the story. jarvis then put his peen in alexxx's hole
"mmmmmmmm that feels so good more"
alexxx groaned with pleasure as jarvis cocker's cocker began to ejaculate inside alexxx's hole. jarvis pushed his peen deeper inside alexxx
Alexxx opened the door 2 his flat and was amazed at the sight of 1 tall man by the name of Jarvis Cocker.
"Oh wow, an actual real life version of Jarvis Cocker IN MY FLAT!"
"Yes, it is me. I was tired of you wanking to pictures of me. Because I am God, I see everything."
alexxx was ~*~*~gobsmacked~*~*~
"omg jarvis cocker you are so hot. plz come inside. we can have a cup of tea, & maybe some bumsex?" alexxx said hopefully
"kay"said jarvis cocker
"u make me cum just looking at u! but not rly lol cum inside me plz"
jarvis took his large peen with his 5 hands because it was so large. it took approximately 7 nurses to fix up his peen when he was born because it was the size of the loch ness monster. but that isn't necessary to the story. jarvis then put his peen in alexxx's hole
"mmmmmmmm that feels so good more"
alexxx groaned with pleasure as jarvis cocker's cocker began to ejaculate inside alexxx's hole. jarvis pushed his peen deeper inside alexxx
suddenly nick mccarthy came rushing in as he had heard the sexual sounds
"oh noez!!!! how could you cheat on me in dis way alexxx" he said & he cried lots.
don't cry plz nick u can join if u want! oh and bring sum tea i'm pretty thirsty. and while you're there can you bring me sum jaffa cakes"
"sure" cried nick and he came over and poured the tea all over alex and jarvis
"OW FUCK OW OW OW FUCK THAT HURT BUT IT'S ODDLY AROUSING" said J.Cocker
Nick saw Alexxx's huge erection and immeditely went over to it and sucked. his tears were the lube and the cure to alexxx's pain and misery. because alexxx cut himself every day over the sounds of bette midler and barry manilow he knew that he was ~the one~
im tired now said jarv so they all finished havin sexytime, it had been rly hot arousing & sexy for all 3 of them. jarv then fell asleep on the sofa. nick & alexxx considered raping him in his sleep but thought that would be bad so instead they went to alexxx's bed & lay there in each other's arms for the whole nite.
"sry nick for cheatin on you, i love you so much"
"DO YOU LOVE ME LIKE U USED TO?" nick asked
Alexxx was appalled at this question and said "you’re movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air" Well, I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. if anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought nah forget it, "yo home to Bel Air." i pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "yo homes, smell ya later."looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to fill my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
well, nick replied, I STILL LOVE YOU, ONLI SLIGHTLY ONLI SLIGHTLY LESS THAN I USED TO MY LOVE
maybe we shud split up then said alexxx "because maybe it is not worth the pain"
so nick started to cry becuz he still loved alexxx just less cos alexxx had just cheated on him with jarvis cocker. so alexxx packed his bags & went outside. this work up jarvis cocker from his sex dream about having rly hot bumsex with alex turner who is in the arctic monkeys so jarvis cocker got angry because the dream had been really good & he went outside & began to smack alexxx up but they both got aroused & so alexxx grabbed jarvis's cocker & sucked it until they both came
alex's cum splashed on the cement and it was of the image of jesus.
"OH IT'S MY SON! WOT A PLEASANT SURPRISE!" yelled j cock
"jesus is yr son? i thought it was albert or whatever" said alexxx
"lolz no some other guy had him" said j cock
"o lol i get it" said alexxx kapranos
"hay guys wot r u doing out here" said bob hard cock
"o nothin just chillin wot r u doin" said j cock
"lookin 4 gay prostitutes" said bob hard cock.
"no wonder yr called bob hard cock" said alexxx
"ya lol"
alexxx grabbed bob hard cock around the waist and snogged him 4 eternity because that's how it is like in gay movies
"can i join" said j cock
"no yr god shouldn't u be in heaven rite now" said bob through his lips
"oh yeah that's rite brb" so j cock went to heaven and watched bcuz this was rly hot anyway to watch
bob and alexxx stopped and stared at each other and ran away
THE END or is it?