[in the theater watching the preview for new Indian Jones movie - Chrystal Skull is mentioned]

Dad: Why didn't they ask Daniel Jackson about it?
Mom: The G'ould are going to be in this episode?

(Stargate SG1 references if you didn't know)

(About why I bought her more presents than her quilt)

Mom: You didn't have to do that.
Tabz: It's not every year you turn 50
Mom: No, I hope not.
Tabz: Then you'd be stuck in a temporal loop. Then what would you do?
Mom: Open more presents.

Happy birthday mommy!

Tabz: Can someone explain to me why it's hotter now that the sun is down ( Read more... )

Mom comes in telling me something...

Tabz: So says you...
Mom: So says me....

Mom: So say we all!

Tabz: That's so sad.... all the red shirts die.
Mom: All the people you don't know and never seen before die....