TV: BSG music (bag pipes)
Mom: These guys must have come from Ireland

[Watching Stargate, there's a frozen/sleeping body]

Mom: Don't touch it.... don't bring it back... don't do anything.

(PAUSE)

Mom: Don't. There's no Dwarfs.

Tabz: Dwarfs?

Mom: Yeah, Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs were really aliens.

[in the theater watching the preview for new Indian Jones movie - Chrystal Skull is mentioned]

Dad: Why didn't they ask Daniel Jackson about it?
Mom: The G'ould are going to be in this episode?

(Stargate SG1 references if you didn't know)