~ [TRANS] WU 2004 July - Uchi & Hina Talk ~
I translated this a couple of years back for one forum, so decided to post it here to share with more people!! =D
Uchi and Hina, the battle for cuteness, who will emerge the winner? Read on to find out, haha!!
NOTE: I translate it from Chinese so there may be some difference with the original Japanese version.
Wink Up July 2004 - Uchi & Hina
~ The Battle!! ~
Murakami: Yosh! Today’s theme is “Battle”, in which aspect are you stronger than me?
Uchi: Hmm… I’m young!
Murakami: … ok. I have nothing to rebut (laughs). But, comparing when I was 16, I was
definitely cuter than Uchi!
Uchi: Y-You can’t be sure about that (laughs)!
Murakami: Hey, I was very cute when I was 16! Uchi is towards the ‘kakoii’ side right?
Uchi: Ahh~ That’s true! That’s true!
Murakami: … Have you ever thought of being more humble (laughs)!
Uchi: When I was younger, I was cuter than Yabu!
Murakami: … Ah, sou ka! Then let’s hear about the happenings during that time.
Uchi: Right up till when I was in primary school, I have always been wearing girl clothes!
Murakami: Gomen, I don’t get what you are talking about (laughs)!
Uchi: It was because my parents kept telling their friends that it will surely be a girl, therefore girl’s clothes were prepared, when I was born, they got a huge shock!
Murakami: Big problem!
Uchi: Yup, and they can’t exchange them, so they dressed me in female clothes ever since.
Murakami: It should only be up till Kindergarten right?
Uchi: But naturally I came to think that I’m a girl (laughs)! When buying clothes, and I saw clothes in pink with lace, I would say “Buy this for me~”, I’m very cute yo (laughs)!
Murakami: So you were already a baka then (laughs)! I’m also very cute then! It was cute to the extent that Michael (Jackson) wanted to ask me “Do you want to join the Jackson 5?” (laughs)! But because I don’t know English, I rejected the offer (laughs).
Uchi: If you have accepted, you will be living in Neverland now (laughs)!
Murakami: But I was in another Neverland (the drama)! Hmm, so who is the cuter one…
Uchi: Of course is me! Definitely me!
Murakami: Okay, I’ll let you be.
Uchi: But Murakami-kun is cuter now.
Murakami: Really? Because my face is cute? If you are talking about my classmates, they are looking like old uncles already.
Uchi: Then Subaru-kun doesn’t look young too?
Murakami: He can’t make it! When I look at him at him closely, his face is oozing with oil (laughs).
Uchi: HAHAHA!
Murakami: I admit that I lose to Uchi in singing! But the best singer in Kansai Jr. has to be Subaru!
Uchi: … But, how should I say it? I’m super good at singing Ozaki Yutaka’s “I LOVE YOU”!
Murakami: Then you can sing it during concerts? Is it really better than Subaru?
Uchi (full of confidence): Definitely!
Murakami: You are really full of confidence aren’t you (laughs)! Let’s go to Karaoke together next time!
Uchi: Let’s go!
Murakami: The two of us going together, isn’t this pairing rare?
Uchi: That’s right! I think this is the first time!
Murakami: Is that so? Once, when we went out for dinner together in private, we were discussing enthusiastically about love. Uchi even said “If I fall in love with someone, I will love her a lot!”, such cute words (laughs)!
Uchi: My mindset is still the same. I’m very innocent yo!
Murakami: Sou ka… But no one will say these things about himself (laughs).
Uchi: When doing divination or Psychometric test, most of the time the answers I get will be “Easily trusts people, tend to be deceive by girls.” (laughs).
Murakami: Then let yourself be deceived more! You will become stronger after being hurt~ (laughs) Uchi has a very positive mindset right?
Uchi: Yup, very positive!
Murakami: Me too, but I’m weaker than Uchi I think (laughs)! People with positive mindset will be optimistic even after getting hurt, so it’s alright.
Uchi: Really~
Murakami: If we go to a party with girls, who will be more popular?
Uchi (Immediately): Definitely me!
Murakami: So fast (laughs)!
Uchi: Ahh, but Murakami-kun will say a lot of interesting things; girls will like this type of guys too…! Murakami seems to be the type who will say to friends “Everyone, let’s get along well” before going to the party, but once reaching the destination, he will start competing for girls’ attention (laughs).
Murakami: That type? The type who will say during Marathon competition “Let’s run to the finishing point together!”, but in the end is the first one to run off?
Uchi: Yup, that’s right!
Murakami: I’m not that kind of person! In fact, I’m the one who was always left behind during Marathon competition (laughs). It is true that during party, I will work hard to get the heat started! But in the end, I will always get cheated by guys like Uchi, who will be telling me that they will be going off first (laughs)! Maru and I belong to this type of guy (laughs). Unlike Uchi, who is popular with girls.
Uchi: Is it? I don’t have experiences like that!
Murakami: Hey, can’t you say something that you lose to me in!
Uchi: What is it, erm, is there any…
Murakami: Hey! What! Aren’t you denying my existence by acting this way (laughs)?
Uchi: Wait a minute, there might be!
Murakami: Might be (laughs)? Then I shall say it first, in Kansai Jr., I’m the person who is the most sensitive about other people’s feelings!
Uchi: Ahh! Yup! That’s the one!
Murakami: That’s the one? I’m getting pissed (laughs). Okay! Never mind, I admit my defeat today (laughs)!
- The End -
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