An even-keeled, peaceful post.

[skullard]

  Remiss I have been!  Distracted but not distraught.  I've traveled and explored . . . only to come back home and play Mortal Kombat.  My lovely wife has morphed several times with the help of costumes and imagination, and I'm a blissed-out boy!  Still, even with all the wonders tugging at my tiny attention span, I really need to type something in

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[nothingbroken]

Can you believe the prices in that snooty brothel? Fifteen bucks for a pair of plain black cotton underpants?! FIFTEEN!

[sub_musashi]

Fifteen bucks? That's not bad for getting someone to take off their underpants. Oh, fifteen bucks to BUY the underpants. Yeah, that's a little high.

[sub_musashi]

"At Rest Pet Cremation"

Ha! Once when driving through the wilds of Idaho we spotted a taxidermist whose sign read "Here Kitty, Kitty"