Comments | skullard: Days 15 through 12 and the Incarnation explained

skullard

Days 15 through 12 and the Incarnation explained

Dec 08, 2007 16:16

Y'see, this is what I was talking about. I had four days in a row of 11+ hours without a single break but including hyper-hazardous road conditions and herculean frieght loads. Staggering back up the stairs at the blessed end of the day it was as much as I could do to unlace the boots much less log on and greet my small but dear circle of lj- ( Read more... )

holidays, shit-you-not, work, signs

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sub_musashi December 9 2007, 00:01:55 UTC

Is that 338 stops in one day, or the whole week? That's a metric crapload. And the numbers suggest that many stops have multiple packages being delivered at once - is that right? Strikes me as strange.

skullard December 9 2007, 00:42:09 UTC

Oh yeah, this is a four-day total for stops and packages. My all-time record of stops in a day is only 112. And yes, quite often it's multiple packages for a stop. Fer 'zample, I had 25 packages for the Regis Hair Salon in the mall (shampoo and such). I had to park at the front entrance (the closest, since they have no back door) and wheel the boxes 5 at a time through half the mall, weave through the front counter and stations and into the break room which had less than a half-inch clearance to get through. Back and forth that stop took about 20 minutes. And what was the worst part? Burl Ives singing "Holly-Jolly Christmas" over the PA. That bastard. Kiss her once for me, my ass!

YOU'RE a handy guy in a fight! Five bucks to beat up Burl Ives! I don't care if he is dead! I'll dig him up and you can beat him up! Five bucks! Where'ya gonna get a deal like that, huh?

sub_musashi December 9 2007, 01:15:01 UTC

Oh yeah, I'm always happy to take on a dead guy in a fight. Generally a lot easier than those squirmy "alive" folks. Besides, as a historian I'm highly trained at abusing dead people.

skullard December 9 2007, 01:26:53 UTC

Besides, as a historian I'm highly trained at abusing dead people.

God bless you for that. That's beautiful.

Say, speaking of which, have you seen the two "Mr Wuhl - Assume the Possition" specials on HBO? You of all people would have an appreciation for those.

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himmelkrieg December 9 2007, 16:37:04 UTC

My hat goes off to you, Skullard. You are a brave, brave man. Far braver than I. O_O

snarkyperson December 10 2007, 15:46:53 UTC

That icicle scares me a lot.

And I nearly spit muffin everywhere at reading Jesus stayed for the frig. Bravo.