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Turducken. What a jerk-off thing to do. Because, here in America... one cooked bird isn't enough. In fact, 3 different cooked birds isn't enough. We have to stuff them all into each other. And then come up with some retarded name for it that includes the word "turd ( Read more... )

I miss yous guys.

Jeez.. 2 years ago, I was in Mobile, Alabama driving a rental truck full of stuff to Hurricane Katrina victims at drop points in parking lots and churches all along the coast. It was insanely hot and suffocatingly humid. I loved it. And while I was away, the lovely and talented nativity was updating my LJ on occasion.

Oh, how the time flies.

http://www.maniacworld.com/what-is-she-talking-about.html

Poll

I trust that you've all gone over to http://www.simpsonsmovie.com and made your Simpsons avatars, already.. so post your results as replies, here. I wanna see 'em.

Here's mine:


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MySpace is stupid.


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You know.. the only thing bad about the Transformers movie was that it was goodWhy is that bad? Because now I can no longer say that I hate everything Michael Bay has ever done. Curse you, Michael Bay. Curse you for throwing a wrench into the inner-workings of my hatred ( Read more... )

you should check out my pal Sam's eBay listings. She's got a great eye for this stuff.

If you don't see anything that tickles your fancy at the present.. keep checking back. She's been at this for awhile and she won't be calling it quits anytime soon.

the eBay: http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZvanQ5fgogogo

Thanks. :D

Mr. SkratteEDIT: HOLY CRAP ( Read more... )

HELO CAN'T MAEK POSTS.

Except for this one, for some reason.

PLZ ADVISE.