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Turducken. What a jerk-off thing to do. Because, here in America... one cooked bird isn't enough. In fact, 3 different cooked birds isn't enough. We have to stuff them all into each other. And then come up with some retarded name for it that includes the word "turd."
Why not just keep on stuffing meat into each other? Maybe we can add some pork, some beef, and some fish.
Cowturduckenpigish.
Turdcowpigfucken.
I'm out of ideas. Except for the idea that it's a good thing humans run the world because if it were bears, I bet Thanksgiving would might be a little like this:
Bobby: Hey, Billy.. try some of this.
Billy: Hey.. that tastes pretty good. What is it?
Bobby: I call it a Blackexicasian.
Billy: A what?
Bobby: Here.. let me describe it. It's a white guy stuffed inside a Mexican guy. Then I stuff both of those into a black guy. Good isn't it?
Billy: Weird.. but strangely tasty.
Now I am off to scan my friends page for the annual and never boring "HAPPY INDIAN MASSACRE TURKEY RAPE DAY" posts... not that there's anything wrong with 'em. Hope you all have a good day. And if you've never done it before, do what I do and set aside some time to fill your mouth with a little sampling of everything on your plate just to see what it all tastes like, together. I don't know when it started, but I do it every year. It's good.