Ron has sexy legs... we know this

[skoosiepants]

1. My attention span is disturbingly short

2. My Quiet One's gift-fic muse is being obstinately broody and non-Christmas-y

3. Chapter 18 of Origin of Storms sucks.

4. Ron and Draco shagging makes me happy.

So... early Halloween present: Wench!Ron was birthed by ladybeth, although I dont think this is quite what she had in mind *grins

Comments

[eska_rina]

*giggle*

You're evil. I might begin to like slash now. :D

[skoosiepants]

*consults master plan while cackling evilly*

Glad you liked it :) Pirates make everything better!

[veracity]

Delightful! Draco, Ron. *grins* Wenchyness. Oh. And Ron with beard. That would be lovely to see. *pictures Ron with long hair and a beard* Nurgh. I would like to see that. *nods*

*rereads* Ooh pumps. I wonder if Draco could catwalk like Lance? *ponders*

Hipbone. I focused on that for some reason. I say Rupert goes shirtless in the next movie. I'd pitch for nekkid, but it is a kid's movie after all. *grumble, grumble*

[skoosiepants]

There's something about writing "kitten-heel pumps" that I just love. They sound so perfect, don't they?

shirtless!Rupert *drool* We could start a petition. How old is he? He's at least 16 right?

Lance. *sigh* Love Lance. He is arguably unattractive, but still love him.

I'm unsure whether to continue this, because it seemed to end quite neatly there. Hmmmm...

[veracity]

Ooh, that does look like fun. Like writing hipbone. Yes, I still think that's just nifty. What? You know I'm a little off. ;) It would be interesting to see Draco or Ron in those hooker boots I think.

*Drools with you* Yes, just turned in August. I have to keep an eye out on these dates, to make my dirty mind feel more at ease. ;) Yes, let's petition it. You know all us pervy people would sign it.

Lance. Lance is like Draco (er, Canon, not Felton) in the looks department. They're different, which makes them appealing. I love Lance's eyes. So pretty. *runs to find Lance pics to make icons*

I say you leave it right there. Perfect ending. Plus, us dirty minded people can all go off in pervydirtyland. *innocent smile*

Ohh, I'm working on Blaise. He's nearly 11 now. His sister is 5. It ain't gonna end up happy. He's not a wolf, hound instead. You'll see when it's done.

[skoosiepants]

I love odd parts of the body. I think that's why I find kissing scenes so awkward... it's only mouths. Mouths are horrible and boring to write about!

OOOoooo!! I want a Lance icon! I'll scare off most of my readers, but *shrugs* it's worth it. *pets Lance*

Are you going to kill him off? Don't kill him off! Okay, you can, but I'll be deeply saddened.

[eldee]

[skoosiepants]

Oooo, Unbecoming is so good! I re-read parts of that all the time.

*rubs hands together* It's my goal to convert the world to Ron/Draco! Mwuahahahahaha

[eldee]

[skoosiepants]

My favorite Ron/Draco is The Prophecy of Abscondus by Page of Cups. It's long and involved but it's truly great. And has nice twists along the way. Her other fics are good as well.

Oooo, and I love Strange Bedfellows by Mad Maudlin.

[jess_bot]

*fans herself* oh, oh my.
It was the hipbone, and the shell of the ear... and the tied up reference... oh my.
I have fetishes for places of the body, like shoulders, and backs, and hipbones now... oh also collerbones and... basically most things above the groin and below the chin... mmmmmm..... oh, and a guy's smell.
I'm done now.
Part of me wants you to continue, part of me wants it the way it is.
Love it though, love it to bits.

[skoosiepants]

*blushes* Thankee kindly! I'm quite proud of this piece... smutty without actual smut :) Practice for DLS eight.

[r_macduff]

Actually, I've been a *huge* fan of pirates (no, not a fan of *huge* pirates, you smutty nutty people ;-P ) and you've confirmed what I already liked about them, especially in Pirates of the Caribbean-- the dangerously ratty clothes, the references to ships and ropes and whatnot...

Mmmmmm. If I saw Draco as a pirate, I'd just melt into a happy glowing puddle. But since I enjoy being corporeal, I'll take this luverly story instead.

[skoosiepants]

Oh yes, pirates are scrumptious! I couldn't resist the image of Draco tying Ron up. With lots of licking and such going on *grins*
Glad you enjoyed it :D