Ron has sexy legs... we know this

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1. My attention span is disturbingly short

2. My Quiet One's gift-fic muse is being obstinately broody and non-Christmas-y

3. Chapter 18 of Origin of Storms sucks.

4. Ron and Draco shagging makes me happy.

So... early Halloween present: Wench!Ron was birthed by ladybeth, although I dont think this is quite what she had in mind *grins

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Delightful! Draco, Ron. *grins* Wenchyness. Oh. And Ron with beard. That would be lovely to see. *pictures Ron with long hair and a beard* Nurgh. I would like to see that. *nods*

*rereads* Ooh pumps. I wonder if Draco could catwalk like Lance? *ponders*

Hipbone. I focused on that for some reason. I say Rupert goes shirtless in the next movie. I'd pitch for nekkid, but it is a kid's movie after all. *grumble, grumble*

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There's something about writing "kitten-heel pumps" that I just love. They sound so perfect, don't they?

shirtless!Rupert *drool* We could start a petition. How old is he? He's at least 16 right?

Lance. *sigh* Love Lance. He is arguably unattractive, but still love him.

I'm unsure whether to continue this, because it seemed to end quite neatly there. Hmmmm...

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Ooh, that does look like fun. Like writing hipbone. Yes, I still think that's just nifty. What? You know I'm a little off. ;) It would be interesting to see Draco or Ron in those hooker boots I think.

*Drools with you* Yes, just turned in August. I have to keep an eye out on these dates, to make my dirty mind feel more at ease. ;) Yes, let's petition it. You know all us pervy people would sign it.

Lance. Lance is like Draco (er, Canon, not Felton) in the looks department. They're different, which makes them appealing. I love Lance's eyes. So pretty. *runs to find Lance pics to make icons*

I say you leave it right there. Perfect ending. Plus, us dirty minded people can all go off in pervydirtyland. *innocent smile*

Ohh, I'm working on Blaise. He's nearly 11 now. His sister is 5. It ain't gonna end up happy. He's not a wolf, hound instead. You'll see when it's done.

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I love odd parts of the body. I think that's why I find kissing scenes so awkward... it's only mouths. Mouths are horrible and boring to write about!

OOOoooo!! I want a Lance icon! I'll scare off most of my readers, but *shrugs* it's worth it. *pets Lance*

Are you going to kill him off? Don't kill him off! Okay, you can, but I'll be deeply saddened.

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I like eyes the most. Simple, but there it is. I love looking at all the colors inside them. Rarely does one person have a solid color, usually there are flecks of others throughout. And you're right. Mouths are nasty. And especially when kissing involves spit. Yeck.

Once I make thme, you can have one. *nods* Lance icons are pretty.

I'm not gonna tell. *grins* You know FA needs a fourth house. A catch-all house. I'm having to change it around a bit to make it on TDA, but I hadn't wanted to do that.

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Licking and biting are good, but not on mouths. Eyes are cool, I like eyes, but I hardly ever describe them. I like spines. And hands. And collarbones. Mmmmm collarbones.

Are the chapters too short for schnoogle? I think the Dark Arts "officially" is a catch-all house, according to the write-up on it, but it's way too associated with, well, dark arts to be truly one.

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Yes, biting and licking are good but not mouths. Or watching tv and seeing people's saliva exchanging, literally. Think Cruel Intentions with SMG and Selma Blair. *shudders* I have hygiene issues.

I just realized I liked ears too. For some odd reason. And the little dip at the end of the throat.

I think they're too short for Schnoogle, but I think everything I write wouldn't make a chapter for the House. I really think there needs to be another house. Dark Arts is Snapelike, which is cold. I wanted my story to be...happier. *Sigh* I think I'll make that one longer. Blaise and his twin (different story) Fay. AT is romance, and I don't really wanna make an incest story. Yeck. And again, I don't write long stories well.

Last night, I waxed my eyebrows. I now have one and a half. *sigh* Stupid wax. Well, at least my bangs hide it until it grows back. I just wanted to not have a unibrow. *grumble*

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Ears are awesome. I used to have an ear fetish. Not so much anymore, but ears are still great.

They should have, like, the Owlry or something for fics that don't fit anywhere else. We should start another petition to go along with shirtless!Rupert *grins*

Oh. My. one and a half? *giggles* I won't even attempt wax. I know I'd make myself bald or something by accident :) Plus, the pain. Not so keen on pain.

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I have not the foggiest idea why I like ears, but it's the only feature I like on James Van...whatever. You know, Dawson.

I think the Owlery is for PMs. They could call it Muggles Studies or something. Since that class seems to be a mishmash of our society. At least fandomwise. Probably have a better chance of getting going than shirtless!Rupert. *whines* They can up the ratings. The girls (and a few boys I bet) would come running.

I've only waxed once before and it wasn't me doing it. I just got tired of looking all unkept. Stupid vanity. Cost my eyebrow. It's not like I'm Malfoy or anything. I just wanted *one* brow. *sigh* I looked it up and it'll take 2 months for them to grow back. Let's hope it's quicker. That's a lot of eyebrow drawing. Yeah, I cried. A lot. Never doing that again, but better wax than tweezings. *shudders*

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Oh gawd. Dawson. The Head. His forehead is like, the size of wisconsin. Bizarre.

Muggle Studies is good... Did you see the new frontpage at FA? There's so much going on... I was overwhelmed! I hate change.

Tweezing I can do. I've built up a tolerance over my brow area for that. Plus it's more controlled, which I like. 2 months?! That can't be right... that is so long, hair grows quicker than that I'd think! Majorly sucks. You can wear sunglasses, maybe, and pretend you're famous.

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It really is. But he has nice ears.

It is different but it seems to be easier to navigate, which is a plus I think. I liked Muggles Studies myself. Too bad the Burrow isn't near the school grounds. That would be perfect.

I haven't tweezed or waxed in almost 9 years. It was quite a shock to do it again. Never again. I'll keep my Brooke Shields eyebrows thanks. Some drunk told me I had them. I wasn't sure to be complimented or annoyed.

It was like 64 days. Eyebrows are the slowest growing in the body. I'm just glad I have bangs. Thank god for a weird shaped forehead.

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Well, at least it got rid of manly!Hermione. I mean, it was good art and all, but yeah... Hermione looked like a man.

Mine are pretty Brooke Shieldish as well... I think it's a compliment... I can't stand the skinny, drawn on look of eyebrows.

If you had James VanderHead's melon you'd be in trouble.

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That's true too. I had a couple of issues identifying the characters the first times I went to the site. Then I got a bright idea and read about who was representing what.

I can't stand that look either. It just looks so fake (which is it) and especially on people with odd shaped faces. I'm between a cicrle and an oval. Thin ones wouldn't look good.

If I looked like him, I would hurt myself. Just sayin.

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*giggles* I'd wear a bag over my head. If I could find one big enough.

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You couldn't. You'd have to make your own sack. Because really, no one would make one to fit that forehead.

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Probably need a tarp. Or a circus tent. Although if a head that big went anywhere near the circus, the side show would most likely set out a trap.