SGA Request ficlet # 3: Never Anything But

[skoosiepants]

Title: Never Anything But
Prompt: onthecontrary. john/rodney that somehow involves ford and bates; which is like saying, perhaps a drabble set in season one, if you don't mind? because fuck, if people don't love ford and/or bates, what sort of people are they? something funny as opposed to angsty, if at all possible; like, ummm, someone walking in on something

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[ladycat777]

John pinched the bridge of his nose between his fingers. “I’m not having a baby, Rodney,” he said weakly, and Jesus. When had everyone gone insane?

I love you and so want to have your babies. This is hysterically good, from Ford and Bates playing the straight-men to your loving description of Zelenka. Just fantastic!

[skoosiepants]

*laughs* thank you! I must have babies on the brain lately, but at least there was an actual kid in this one :)

[skoosiepants]

*g* thanks, hon! Bates is so stoic all the time, sometimes I really wonder what's going on in that brain of his :) I totally think he's a serious gamer and gets tournements of yahtzee and monopoly and sorry! together, and then scowls darkly when he doesn't win.

[skoosiepants]

Actually, I can kinda see him calmly walking out of the room and then making Stackhouse get rid of, and he'd be all stoic and stern-faced except his eyes would be all wild and fearful *g*

bates: GAYS. :-w i knew it.

[kickthebeat]

“Smile for your mama, Timothy.”

i am WEEPING. you are so my favourite for now and all of eternity. SERIOUSLY, HOW ARE YOU SO AWESOME? the reactions of everyone else in the room (and ford and bates, jeeeeeeeesus) are my favourite parts, after rodney's COMPLETE EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION. it's amazing and dude, would john go for a cute little girl with big blue eyes and crazy brown hair? yes, definitely. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

Re: bates: GAYS. :-w i knew it.

[skoosiepants]

*g* thanks! glad you enjoyed it, since, you know, I really am writing about babies an awful lot lately. Hmmmm.
Anyways, you know I can't resist John = woman premises :) And I wasn't entirely sure how to approach Bates, so. I think he takes his boardgames really seriously and gets into fights over them. You know. Maybe.

[insipid_paragon]

He wondered idly what their little girl would look like, maybe with Rodney’s big, blue eyes, and wanted to kill himself.

Just. Thump his head against the wall until his brains oozed out.
Totally I'd have your babies, skoosie. 'Cept, ya know, it's not as big an issue for me, since I have all the right equipment. But still. You know.

Cracktastic genius, per your usual. Really, really will get around to watching SGA one of these days. Really. You ought to be proud for getting me to this point.

[skoosiepants]

*g* thank you! John and womanliness and babies is my favorite thing ever now :) I think I have a problem.

Really, really will get around to watching SGA one of these days. Really. You ought to be proud for getting me to this point. *laughs* I honestly am :) One day, the show's genius will hit you out of the blue and then you'll be a true convert :)

*falls off chair laughing hysterically*

[krysalys]

HOWL!!!!
*kicking weakly*
Perfect on just so many levels.
----}-@

Re: *falls off chair laughing hysterically*

[skoosiepants]

*giggles* thank you, hon!