I adore White Christmas. It's my very favorite Christmas movie :)

I was sick at home for Thanksgiving. I couldn't stop coughing, so I missed turkey dinner. Sadmaking.

So whatever, here's around 1800 words of a larger fic that may or may not ever be finished:

( Patrick clutches his satchel to his chest as the train rocks to a stop. )

So natacup82 and I are either Evil Masterminds of Awesome or completely insane, but Ryan as Pete and Patrick's robot son will never ever stop being funny to us, okay? NEVER EVER ( Read more... )

Title: Attack Of The Giant Robot From Outer Space
Pairing: John/Rodney
Word Count: 2,000+
Rating: Uh, R, for themes and slight language?
Summary: John wants to hug it, and possibly use his tongue in inappropriate ways.
A/N: Almost robot!porn, but not really. At all. Floofy crack? Anyway, totally unbeta'd and irredeemable and John really, really ( Read more... )

In light of the general suckiness of my life at the moment, we're gonna take a jaunt to Cat Town. We haven't been there for a while, have we? I still want to marry it and have its babies. Hopefully they'll look just like the Animal Hat Gang.

Go. Enjoy. Smile. Hug DJ Hand Puppet.

Title: Never Anything But
Prompt: onthecontrary. john/rodney that somehow involves ford and bates; which is like saying, perhaps a drabble set in season one, if you don't mind? because fuck, if people don't love ford and/or bates, what sort of people are they? something funny as opposed to angsty, if at all possible; like, ummm, someone walking in on something ( Read more... )

I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME DO THIS IT IS SO HORRIBLE AND IT HURT MY BRAIN AND IT'S NOT EVEN SLASH AND I JUST MIGHT CRY PLUS IT'S POINTLESS AND I JUST WANTED BOOTH TO SLOUCH IN A SEAT AND PRESS HIS FINGERS TO HIS FOREHEAD AND BE EXASPERATED ONLY WITH A STETSON ON AND WITH TUMBLEWEEDS - CAN YOU IMAGINE THE TUMBLEWEEDS TUMBLING BY OUTSIDE - AND I DON'T ( Read more... )

So I was walking to work and I suddenly got a vision of toddler!Rodney accusing toddler!John of taking the last pudding cup. And toddler!John just sits there clutching his spoon, face smeared and hair going every which way and he's giving Rodney his "ooookay" look coupled with his "are you kidding me?" look, also coupled with his "you're kind of ( Read more... )

Dudes, who's seen the latest eppy of The Soup on E!??? The Harry Potter clip! HI-larious ( Read more... )

I'm jumpy as Nev in a pit full of snakes, and I don't know why. ARGH!

J and I went out to dinner last night for our ani. 2 years! Geez. Sometimes it seems much longer. And I'm honestly such a freak-hermit-nonpeopleperson that I have no idea how I even landed him. *giggles* Landed. Dating has got to be my least favorite activity ever. ( Read more... )

If it was possible to marry a website, I would marry this. Seriously. I can't stop laughing.