sometimes, the universe gives you little presents.

[skizzylizard]

something truly magical happened to me tonight. i was just living my life, minding my own business, when i get a text message.

"its jango why r u txting elena soo much"

now, i don't know who the fuck jango or elena are, and i certainly haven't been texting either of them.

but they don't know that

Comments

[theljfromheck]

see, now THAT is funny! no really, i lolled :) hopefully sulli doesnt get an ass kicking or something though.

john got a new phone so he's gotten random calls and texts and someone texted something like "omg this guy didnt call me what should i do?!" and he apparently said "go kill yourself" and im like .... .... THATS NOT FUNNY ASSPRICK. :[

[skizzylizard]

oh, john. see, he could have made it actually funny but he failed.

[yampowered]

But see, you are a playwright and he is...John.

[theljfromheck]

14 year old boys often aren't very funny

[silvergrrl]

This is a work of art. Beautiful.

[josapheen]

oh sarah. good fun but you didn't do a very good job disguising the fact that you're not a total moron. but it was very amusing reading your attempts at doing so.

i miss you. call me.

[theelectricpope]

That was magical. Thank you.