So if Harry Potter were written by Disney...

[skitty_kat]

... with full song and dance numbers, naturally

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[demon_faith]

Here is an internet for you!

[skitty_kat]

Oh good. Will this internet make abebooks work for me? It won't seem to accept my debit card as a method of payment (and paypal just makes me cry).
*sulks*

[kamion]

I have completely NO objection against a musical-type performance of the Harry Potter story.
And when it is written and performed I won't complain at ALL about deviations from the canon or items left out.

because.
... I won't go watching it.
you don't think I would waste a dime on that kind of utter nonsense.

I just wait till I can download a pirate version or so.

And because someone has to make a start with the lyrics
her's the Erised-song:

I am lonely,
I am lonely
I am lonely, pathatic and sad.
And I envy.
Any wizard who’s not looking so bad.

Who’s those guys in that mirror there?
It’s my mummy
It’s my daddy
It’s my cousin and gramps and a niece.

I am lonely
I am lonely
I am loney, pathetic and sad.
‘cause I know now
They all are terrible dead.

[oz_the_bobble]

RYAN. MY RYAN.

DON'T YOU EVEN DARE MAKE HIS HAIR ALL GREASY AND SLIMY AND HORRIBLE.

BLATANTLY REMUS IS RYAN. LOOK, THEIR NAMES EVEN BEGIN WITH THE SAME LETTER!

[skitty_kat]

Sorry, darling, but Remus (bless him) doesn't have quite the levels of fabulous needed.
Severus, however, is an absolute screaming drama queen and you know it.