They are totally on to our evil yogic plan to turn all good Christians into very stretchy zombies for our New Age Zombie Army! (mwahahahahaha!)
You see, the problem with most zombie armies is they simply aren't flexible enough. That's why their limbs keep falling off! Flexible zombies = hardier zombies.
This is how we will take over the world and force everyone to chant in Sanskrit and listen to Enya!
I actually do agree they should leave out any spiritual aspect of yoga, but they are crazy if they think just doing the exercise is the work of the devil.
Comments 6
Reply
You see, the problem with most zombie armies is they simply aren't flexible enough. That's why their limbs keep falling off! Flexible zombies = hardier zombies.
This is how we will take over the world and force everyone to chant in Sanskrit and listen to Enya!
Reply
Reply
I... that's not... but... it's not about...
Oh, dear. I have no words.
Reply
I actually do agree they should leave out any spiritual aspect of yoga, but they are crazy if they think just doing the exercise is the work of the devil.
Reply
(The comment has been removed)
Reply
Leave a comment