like like um...

i would let angelina jolie bite off my nose if it would get her off.

and i would definitely let you hurt me.

okay now neil young is cool and all but come on, why is this shit on evey channel?

so im gonna update my live journal all the time now ( Read more... )

"i dont wanna smell your vagina and tell you if it smells like dog food."-liz
"why not?"-stevie
"i dont want to."-liz

so so i hate livejournal along with a lot of other things/people. i never post anymore 'cause i dont think anyone reads this but liz and its much easier to just talk to her ( Read more... )

im really good at fucking shit up

i feel feel feel to gross ( Read more... )

so today is my 21st birthday... well last night was too. i went out with a bunch of guys from work and came home SO drunk. liz took care of me. it was nice. in the midst of my vomiting in our bed i just happend to open my eyes and notice something strange. right there in the bottom of the bucket i had been vomiting in was liz's cell phone. im not ( Read more... )

if george w doesnt get off the tv with in twenty minutes so i can watch the simple life on the only night ive been home to watch it, im gonna stop being a republican.
what im i saying i could never stop hateing gays and poor people.
The USA is a okay

If you hate people so much that you dont ever want to talk to them, but you still really want to order out for pizza. You're In Luck! Dominos has just the thing for you. you can order you pizza/cinna sticks/buffalo chicken kickers on-line! isnt that great! all you have to do is point and click and theres a pizza at your door. also you dont even ( Read more... )